A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-
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- Pushbutton
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Mr. Pushbutton,
Yes, he may wear his glasses upsidedown, but he really digs salt in his morning tea. Due to inclement weather, we are out in the shop convassing the dirty concrete floor looking for his plywood eyeball that fell out somewhere. I think the dog got it and won't give it back. Details at noon.
Best regards,
Bonz
Yes, he may wear his glasses upsidedown, but he really digs salt in his morning tea. Due to inclement weather, we are out in the shop convassing the dirty concrete floor looking for his plywood eyeball that fell out somewhere. I think the dog got it and won't give it back. Details at noon.
Best regards,
Bonz
"A little rebellion now & then is a good thing"
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- Pushbutton
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- Vagrant
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Lift the dogs tail and see if it looks back at youBonzo wrote:Mr. Pushbutton,
Yes, he may wear his glasses upsidedown, but he really digs salt in his morning tea. Due to inclement weather, we are out in the shop convassing the dirty concrete floor looking for his plywood eyeball that fell out somewhere. I think the dog got it and won't give it back. Details at noon.
Best regards,
Bonz
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- Wally J. Corpse
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Greetings, Mr. Vagrant-
Well, sir, after enjoying Mr. Doofus Emeritus' cold weather hospitality of salt sweetened caustic tea, we came out to his cold storage locker office, and sparked up the off topic wasteland forum. I was duly impressed with your cannine aft portal inspection suggestion, AS I did want to recover mine eye. After luring Bonzo's dog, ( Wally Jr.), near enough to tackle, I applied your viewing idea, relying on your obvious wealth of pre-ass dog butt visual exam expertise, and much to my dismay, I couldn'a locate mine missamanned eye. I did, however, glimpse a vaguely familiar silohoutte, reminiscent of a Pushed Button head guy. Wally was reluctant to endure any further explorative probing, and was released unharmed. The results were inconclusive, but I did get a fragrant lapel souvenir for my efforts. After that rousing adventure, Mr. Doofus Emeritus and I went into the snow laden pristine hills under Sacred Mount Zoomie, and expended copious amounts of commie 7.62x39 rounds, all the while wishing you were with us to hold up the small targets for us to walk the rounds in on. AS an afterthought, I have decided that I should try to honor you with your own WJC commemorative custom knife. Howdja' like that? All's you have to do is sign some innocuos, not really important deeds and documents, no real need to read 'em first, just sign, and send back, okay, ol' pal?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
Well, sir, after enjoying Mr. Doofus Emeritus' cold weather hospitality of salt sweetened caustic tea, we came out to his cold storage locker office, and sparked up the off topic wasteland forum. I was duly impressed with your cannine aft portal inspection suggestion, AS I did want to recover mine eye. After luring Bonzo's dog, ( Wally Jr.), near enough to tackle, I applied your viewing idea, relying on your obvious wealth of pre-ass dog butt visual exam expertise, and much to my dismay, I couldn'a locate mine missamanned eye. I did, however, glimpse a vaguely familiar silohoutte, reminiscent of a Pushed Button head guy. Wally was reluctant to endure any further explorative probing, and was released unharmed. The results were inconclusive, but I did get a fragrant lapel souvenir for my efforts. After that rousing adventure, Mr. Doofus Emeritus and I went into the snow laden pristine hills under Sacred Mount Zoomie, and expended copious amounts of commie 7.62x39 rounds, all the while wishing you were with us to hold up the small targets for us to walk the rounds in on. AS an afterthought, I have decided that I should try to honor you with your own WJC commemorative custom knife. Howdja' like that? All's you have to do is sign some innocuos, not really important deeds and documents, no real need to read 'em first, just sign, and send back, okay, ol' pal?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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Greetings WallyWally J. Corpse wrote:Greetings, Mr. Vagrant-
Well, sir, after enjoying Mr. Doofus Emeritus' cold weather hospitality of salt sweetened caustic tea, we came out to his cold storage locker office, and sparked up the off topic wasteland forum. I was duly impressed with your cannine aft portal inspection suggestion, AS I did want to recover mine eye. After luring Bonzo's dog, ( Wally Jr.), near enough to tackle, I applied your viewing idea, relying on your obvious wealth of pre-ass dog butt visual exam expertise, and much to my dismay, I couldn'a locate mine missamanned eye. I did, however, glimpse a vaguely familiar silohoutte, reminiscent of a Pushed Button head guy. Wally was reluctant to endure any further explorative probing, and was released unharmed. The results were inconclusive, but I did get a fragrant lapel souvenir for my efforts. After that rousing adventure, Mr. Doofus Emeritus and I went into the snow laden pristine hills under Sacred Mount Zoomie, and expended copious amounts of commie 7.62x39 rounds, all the while wishing you were with us to hold up the small targets for us to walk the rounds in on. AS an afterthought, I have decided that I should try to honor you with your own WJC commemorative custom knife. Howdja' like that? All's you have to do is sign some innocuos, not really important deeds and documents, no real need to read 'em first, just sign, and send back, okay, ol' pal?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
Sorry the eye was not where it shouldn't have been in the first place, perhaps my lack of familiarity with the canine ingress egress system caused a time [and other] passage error. To verify this, maybe frequent re-observations are required In the future maybe the wooden eye should/could be replaced with a miniture video camera This might not let you assertain it's location but, you could tell what it was viewing Do consider the possibility of an adverse effect on depth perception however Please continue to discharge all the commie ammo you can. Much better for us to shoot it than them to shoot us with it.
- Pushbutton
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Goddamn that Mr Bonz he said he wanted my picture to hang up in his den with all the other clebrities he has. William Gacey, Charles Manson and his wife Marilyn etc. So I send him the picture and he feeds it to his dog. Boy now I know how you feel Wally going through life insulted and slighted evertime you turn around. So remember todays helpful hint is keep your eyes forward.
PB
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Um, I couldnt log on for about a week and I havent read every posting so forgive me if I sound a little confused. This is a tribute to our very own Mr. PB...he didnt die did he?
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- Pushbutton
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Greetings, Mr. Pushbutton-
Whoa- 'asskissing' you say? There's an activity ol' Wally shall never enjoinder. You musta missed the Nexus of the Crisis, ya' doddering ol' feeb- The whole point of the episode was just to help you look foolish, and by the chuckle-o-meter ratings, I'd say it worked. However, if'n you continue to backlash with spiteful comments, you exponentially decrease the odds of your ever gaining posession of the 'Womb Raider' WJC Custom Memorial Mr. Pushbutton OTF, so watch it, gramps.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
Whoa- 'asskissing' you say? There's an activity ol' Wally shall never enjoinder. You musta missed the Nexus of the Crisis, ya' doddering ol' feeb- The whole point of the episode was just to help you look foolish, and by the chuckle-o-meter ratings, I'd say it worked. However, if'n you continue to backlash with spiteful comments, you exponentially decrease the odds of your ever gaining posession of the 'Womb Raider' WJC Custom Memorial Mr. Pushbutton OTF, so watch it, gramps.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse