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You know you are getting old when...
Your doctor,
1. Advises you against buying fruit a week early, and
2. offers to "Vulcanize" your hemorrhoidal tissues.
The priest asked me about taking a vow, and I asked him, "Is that anything like a voopie?"
1. Advises you against buying fruit a week early, and
2. offers to "Vulcanize" your hemorrhoidal tissues.
The priest asked me about taking a vow, and I asked him, "Is that anything like a voopie?"
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Re: You know you are getting old when...
i knew i was getting old when i started buying cereal for the fiber instead of the toy.
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A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
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Re: You know you are getting old when...
i don't remember........maybe
TRYKER
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
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Re: You know you are getting old when...
Anymore the toys in cereal boxes suck.
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Re: You know you are getting old when...
I collect "airplane" cereal toys.
I just bought two toy jet airplane wings pressed and cut out from thick aluminum foil.
( like those heavy duty disposable turkey roasting tin foil pans)
They were toys from the late 50's "Pep" cereal.
There was a cardboard airplane body on the cereal box to be cut out.
and inside the cereal you got a shiny silver jet airplane wing.
I just bought two toy jet airplane wings pressed and cut out from thick aluminum foil.
( like those heavy duty disposable turkey roasting tin foil pans)
They were toys from the late 50's "Pep" cereal.
There was a cardboard airplane body on the cereal box to be cut out.
and inside the cereal you got a shiny silver jet airplane wing.
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Re: You know you are getting old when...
You know you're getting old when all the Good looking actresses are dead and gone. . . .
And those "new actresses" are on twitter showing how good they look in a bikini at age 64. . . . .
and you look at all the really really new actresses , and you have no idea of their names.
And those "new actresses" are on twitter showing how good they look in a bikini at age 64. . . . .
and you look at all the really really new actresses , and you have no idea of their names.
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Re: You know you are getting old when...
You know your getting old when you would rather take a nap than have sex.
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