I went out on a "blind date"... (and wish I had been)! Her name was Roberta Valentine (her friends called her "RV" for short). The last time I saw legs like hers, they were supporting a body with "Steinway" painted on it!
Life goes on.
Another date gone wrong...
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Another date gone wrong...
Fishtail Picklock
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When I was about 18, in 1983, I thought I had my own version in mind about what "full-figured" meant. Until I went on a blind date with a self described "full-figured-gal"...How wrong I was! I'll never forget that lesson.
"By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving"- My Wife (1963-Present)
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Every time she enters a freeway, she's required to hang a Slow Moving Vehicle sign on her bumpter, er, bumper! (Whew, that was close)!
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heat in the winter and shade in the summer.
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Never been on a blind date. Guess I've been lucky.
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i've been on a few dates were i wish i was blind.
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A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"