Mr Edge a public apology

Pushbutton · Post by **Pushbutton** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:29 pm

Mr Edge
My deepest apoligies to you for I know you know the diff.That rant was a general rant for all the idiots in the world who don't have a clue and had nothing whatsoever to do with you.I thought of that afterward that you might think I was directing it at you. Sorry for the confusion.
PB

mr_edge · Post by **mr_edge** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:33 pm

No need for a public apology...although I do feel kinda special having a whole thread directed at me!

Actually there's no need for an apology at all.

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:44 pm

Greetings, Mr. Pushbutton-

For such an aggregious offense, I recommend gradual salted public pubic flaying. At the very least, you should be required to spend a crisp evening atop a huge chair near a correctional mental medical facility soaked in government LSD, and a-wearing your 12th grade plaid culottes jumpsuit that the wrestling team loved you in.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

Pushbutton · Post by **Pushbutton** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:07 am

Hello Wally (In my best Seinfeld voice to Newman) You have an uncanny ability to show up at the worst times. Thats what I like about you, you remind me of myself,in search of the ultimate goof

PB

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 7:57 pm

Mr. Pushbutton,

Plaid. Groovy. Bet that looks great with your white slip-on's and your pocket-pen caddy, but not as dorky as the bald spot your barber left on the back of your head.

Whats with this chair thingie by the way? Is it something you sit on whilst sucking your thumb?

Best regards,

Bonz

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 12:09 am

Bonzo wrote:Is it something you sit on whilst sucking your thumb?

Wally sucks his LSD soaked thumb?

I heard that can cause your buck teeth to hallucinate!

Bowtown Blade · Post by **Bowtown Blade** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 12:13 am

how did i miss this one

mr_edge ..... if you would like i will take care of this one for free for ya since the offender is PB

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 3:12 am

Greetings, Mr. The Falcon-

Try reading the words, dipstick. The Bonzoid post was towards PB, not me. If you want to know the secret of the big chair, you must shoot the dog, then have pre-teen kid hold it up on a wire in the front yard for photo.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

Pushbutton · Post by **Pushbutton** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 3:42 am

Wally and I will take the secret society of the big chair to our graves. Since we are the only members the myth dies also.
PB

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:00 am

Wally J. Corpse wrote:Greetings, Mr. The Falcon-

Try reading the words, dipstick. The Bonzoid post was towards PB, not me.

Well, excuuuuze me

The Dipstick

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:11 am

Mr. The Falcon,

Please excuse our friend for his seemingly rude behaviour, as he just found out he's grounded and can't come up to Mt. Zoomie on the 4th to play with guns, knives, Coors, explosives and dangerous narcotic stimulents. Instead, he gets to stay home and entertain deadbeats from another planet. Not Gort's planet, but a much weirder one.

Best regards,

Bonz