A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-

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What Sakura-san means by "hai! wakarimasuyo!" is "Yes! I understand!" I guess to some, that would constitute an insult.

Sayonara,

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Sure would unless you understood Japanese. 8)
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Pushbutton wrote:I still say his sunglasses are on upside down.
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He wears the glasses that way to catch the wooden eye if it falls out 8) He made the glasses too, just for that reason :wink: Every time he does this :wink: there goes the eye again :!: And :roll: is a disaster.
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Mr. Pushbutton,

Yes, he may wear his glasses upsidedown, but he really digs salt in his morning tea. Due to inclement weather, we are out in the shop convassing the dirty concrete floor looking for his plywood eyeball that fell out somewhere. I think the dog got it and won't give it back. Details at noon.



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If and when he finds his third eye blind tell him I want a razor edge on that knife before he sends it off. I want to use it to carve his initials and mine on the big chair.
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Bonzo wrote:Mr. Pushbutton,

Yes, he may wear his glasses upsidedown, but he really digs salt in his morning tea. Due to inclement weather, we are out in the shop convassing the dirty concrete floor looking for his plywood eyeball that fell out somewhere. I think the dog got it and won't give it back. Details at noon.



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Lift the dogs tail and see if it looks back at you :wink:
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Vagrant wrote: Lift the dogs tail and see if it looks back at you :wink:
LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Greetings, Mr. Vagrant-

Well, sir, after enjoying Mr. Doofus Emeritus' cold weather hospitality of salt sweetened caustic tea, we came out to his cold storage locker office, and sparked up the off topic wasteland forum. I was duly impressed with your cannine aft portal inspection suggestion, AS I did want to recover mine eye. After luring Bonzo's dog, ( Wally Jr.), near enough to tackle, I applied your viewing idea, relying on your obvious wealth of pre-ass dog butt visual exam expertise, and much to my dismay, I couldn'a locate mine missamanned eye. I did, however, glimpse a vaguely familiar silohoutte, reminiscent of a Pushed Button head guy. Wally was reluctant to endure any further explorative probing, and was released unharmed. The results were inconclusive, but I did get a fragrant lapel souvenir for my efforts. After that rousing adventure, Mr. Doofus Emeritus and I went into the snow laden pristine hills under Sacred Mount Zoomie, and expended copious amounts of commie 7.62x39 rounds, all the while wishing you were with us to hold up the small targets for us to walk the rounds in on. AS an afterthought, I have decided that I should try to honor you with your own WJC commemorative custom knife. Howdja' like that? All's you have to do is sign some innocuos, not really important deeds and documents, no real need to read 'em first, just sign, and send back, okay, ol' pal?

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

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Wally J. Corpse wrote:Greetings, Mr. Vagrant-

Well, sir, after enjoying Mr. Doofus Emeritus' cold weather hospitality of salt sweetened caustic tea, we came out to his cold storage locker office, and sparked up the off topic wasteland forum. I was duly impressed with your cannine aft portal inspection suggestion, AS I did want to recover mine eye. After luring Bonzo's dog, ( Wally Jr.), near enough to tackle, I applied your viewing idea, relying on your obvious wealth of pre-ass dog butt visual exam expertise, and much to my dismay, I couldn'a locate mine missamanned eye. I did, however, glimpse a vaguely familiar silohoutte, reminiscent of a Pushed Button head guy. Wally was reluctant to endure any further explorative probing, and was released unharmed. The results were inconclusive, but I did get a fragrant lapel souvenir for my efforts. After that rousing adventure, Mr. Doofus Emeritus and I went into the snow laden pristine hills under Sacred Mount Zoomie, and expended copious amounts of commie 7.62x39 rounds, all the while wishing you were with us to hold up the small targets for us to walk the rounds in on. AS an afterthought, I have decided that I should try to honor you with your own WJC commemorative custom knife. Howdja' like that? All's you have to do is sign some innocuos, not really important deeds and documents, no real need to read 'em first, just sign, and send back, okay, ol' pal?

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse
Greetings Wally
Sorry the eye was not where it shouldn't have been in the first place, perhaps my lack of familiarity with the canine ingress egress system caused a time [and other] passage error. To verify this, maybe frequent re-observations are required :wink: In the future maybe the wooden eye should/could be replaced with a miniture video camera :idea: This might not let you assertain it's location but, you could tell what it was viewing :!: Do consider the possibility of an adverse effect on depth perception however :roll: Please continue to discharge all the commie ammo you can. Much better for us to shoot it than them to shoot us with it.
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Goddamn that Mr Bonz he said he wanted my picture to hang up in his den with all the other clebrities he has. William Gacey, Charles Manson and his wife Marilyn etc. So I send him the picture and he feeds it to his dog. Boy now I know how you feel Wally going through life insulted and slighted evertime you turn around. So remember todays helpful hint is keep your eyes forward.
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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Mr. Pushbutton-

I brought this one back out just to keep it fresh in the 'Laugh At Mr. Pushbutton Category'. Heh, heh, he, I could do this all day, or until they find me outa my canvas tuxedo...

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Um, I couldnt log on for about a week and I havent read every posting so forgive me if I sound a little confused. This is a tribute to our very own Mr. PB...he didnt die did he?
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No Blackjack I'm still alive and kicking. Wally was just doing his usual asskissing on me to keep on my good side and not have him demoted to the kitchen knives as moderator.
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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Mr. Pushbutton-

Whoa- 'asskissing' you say? There's an activity ol' Wally shall never enjoinder. You musta missed the Nexus of the Crisis, ya' doddering ol' feeb- The whole point of the episode was just to help you look foolish, and by the chuckle-o-meter ratings, I'd say it worked. However, if'n you continue to backlash with spiteful comments, you exponentially decrease the odds of your ever gaining posession of the 'Womb Raider' WJC Custom Memorial Mr. Pushbutton OTF, so watch it, gramps.

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