A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-

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Wally J. Corpse
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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Mr. Pushbutton-

Gee wilikers, I'm glad you like it! I hope you understand that this effort speaks in loud volumes of the absorbption rate of the respect I insert next to your name. AS a follow up, I'm in the R&D stages of a knife to commemorate your whole incontinence thingie...


AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

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sakura wrote:someone... please explain to me, what the hell is going on???
The kind of humor "Mom wouldn't approve of" :roll: :!:
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Talk about toxic shock syndrome :shock:
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Vagrant wrote:
sakura wrote:someone... please explain to me, what the hell is going on???
The kind of humor "Mom wouldn't approve of" :roll: :!:

Mr. Vagrant,

We are searching for a suitable endorsement as we speak. Linda Blair is our first choice, but everytime we get her on the telephone, all we hear is dial tone. Any ideas?


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The church allows me to do exorcisms BUT advises us that the help of a psychiatrist my be needed :shock:
I guess that would also be true if anyone recomended an ex :roll: :wink:
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Does this come with jigged bone?
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sakura wrote:someone... please explain to me, what the hell is going on???

Okay, that knife that Mr. Corpse made for PB, is made out of a thingy that women put in their thingy's when they are on their thingy. Got it?

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Wally
I just love all the attention you spend on me it makes me feel special. I don't even remember what it is your getting me back for. But the antics you come up with are a riot and keep me laughing so keep em coming buddy cause now a days I need all the laughs I can get. You know a 380. Browning would put a smile on my face.
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mypetelvis wrote:
sakura wrote:someone... please explain to me, what the hell is going on???

Okay, that knife that Mr. Corpse made for PB, is made out of a thingy that women put in their thingy's when they are on their thingy. Got it?

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yes. I know. but why did he do it??? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
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Greetings, Mr. Sakura-

Why did I do it, you ask? I'll tell ya'. I did it, just like I do everything in afterlife, just to de-base and humiliate others just to amuse myself and my twisted roofing colleague. Kinna understand that one, Einstein?


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hai! wakarimasuyo!
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sakura wrote: yes. I know. but why did he do it??? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
If you know Wally, no explanation is necessary.
If you don't, no explanation is possible. :wink:
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I think Wally just got insulted in Japanese 8)
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[quote="sakura"[/quote]

yes. I know. but why did he do it??? WHY!?!?!?!?!?![/quote]

For the same reason a dog licks his ba!!s Because he can :wink:
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I still say his sunglasses are on upside down.
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