attack of the cleaning ladies

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jerryk25
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attack of the cleaning ladies

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HELP . . . S.O.S.

I am under attack by little old cleaning ladies.

A priest is coming for lunch tomorrow. (Thursday)
And dammit we're going clean up.
So says two 90 something little old ladies
and their 72 year old daughter (big sis)

I'm never going to find anything ever again.

vacuuming, what is this, is this good ?
Stop touching my stuff
The priest is not going to look under my chair.
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jerryk25
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Re: attack of the cleaning ladies

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no you can't throw out my gallon jug of pop can tabs.
I'm saving them to make fake chain mail armor.

Yes that's my toy shotgun, it's a fly swatter, it shoots salt.
Leave it be right there in the closet.

Yes that NRA duffle bag is heavy, don't move it.

Don't you dare hide my portable urinal.
At least not until morning.
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Re: attack of the cleaning ladies

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I hope you made it through without loosing anything ! Feel better Jerry !
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