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Wally J. Corpse
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Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

Mrs. Corpse has indicated her intent to attend some type of social gathering with her silly buddies, some type of celebration of friendshipness or some other girly stuff, I de-activated my selective hearing abilities after the first few words of her mission attempt.
She said that her ol' pals were covidly concerned about lunching together indoors, so I recommended thusly- eat through a hole in your mask, and spray everyone else's food with disinfectant.
That's Building Back Bitter, right?

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
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How did that go over?
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We did a "Zoom" teleconference . . . .for Christmas Eve.
You use laptops,
and it looks like "Brady Bunch" opening credits.

They got limited free time novice users,
and a few "buy-in" options for unlimited time or "classroom size."

Whoever "gets" or "buys" zoom (the teacher). . .
can invite up to so many others via email.( the students )
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I just stayed home.
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Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade-

Alas, my words were ignored. AS is typical, all of my helpful and seemingly harmless suggestions are summarily rejected by the her. Now eye await the retributional award...

AS ever,
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Let us know what the award is. This should be interesting.
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Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade-

The prize was given to me today, coincidentaly mine 65th birthday. The her fled the home and left me the flathead, who has developed a noticeable urinary incontinence spasmoidism. Yay! Does Pet Boys sell a cat tazer?

AS ever,
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Happy birthday and just use a human tazer on the cat. Let us know how the cat reacts to that!
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Many Happy Returns, Mr. C!

Best take the cat to the vet. It may have a significant disease. Could render you cat-less. If so, anther Remembrance Day to add to your Calendar coinciding with that other '57 event...
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Wally J. Corpse wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:38 pm Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade-

The prize was given to me today, coincidentaly mine 65th birthday. The her fled the home and left me the flathead, who has developed a noticeable urinary incontinence spasmoidism. Yay! Does Pet Boys sell a cat tazer?

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
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Gee Wally, I'm only a year and a month older than you. Welcome to the olde farts club, happy to have you cause if your around they may slow down talking about me.
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Mr. Corpse,

My employers are huge mask fans and Brandon supporters who grovel at the feet of Gavin Newsome. Pretty rediculous I might say, but they pay me really well, and I generally ignore their politics. Why just the other day the big boss came into my office for a chat, with mask on of course, and went into some muffled diatribe why I shoudn't retire this year as I have planned. After about 10 minutes of the nonsense I looked at him and said,"WTF are you talking about, I cant understand you through that jock strap". So with that said, I recommend that you pass out a bunch of jock straps to Mrs. Corpse and her silly friends. Like the old saying goes, if you cant be athletic, then be an athletic supporter...

Oh, I offered to take care of the cat when I stopped by last year as he fell asleep behind the rear wheel of my truck, but you wouldnt let me.4WD does work great!

And happy late birthday btw. I think I'll celebrate and go buy myself a new gun...


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Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

Gee, thanks for the swell suggestion that eye further antagonize the her with your pantie apparel expertise/idea.
I betcha that you were very popular with the wrestling team after the coach told you to wear your cup with the opening facing outwards!

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And people wonder why I remain single. (Happy birthday, good sir).
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I'm single because I'm picky. I don't want any woman that's dumb enough to take me seriously.
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