Tiger Woods was driving to a golf tournament...

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Fishtail Picklock
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Tiger Woods was driving to a golf tournament...

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Tiger Woods was driving his XK8 through Ireland when he stopped to fill it with high-test Petrol. The station attendant noticed two golf tees sitting in what usually is an ashtray. The attendant asked what they were, and Tiger confidently replied, "I set my balls on them when I drive." Amazed the attendant said, "Sure, and what won't Jaguar think of next?" :eek:
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charlesf20
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Re: Tiger Woods was driving to a golf tournament...

Post by charlesf20 »

ya gotta chuckle out of me Bud.
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