For twenty years, he ran it without a hitch. One day he was held up by an armed assailant. When asked by the detective to describe the perpetrator, Wilbur told him it was an elephant. The conversation went on:
Detective: An elephant? What kind? Was it an Indian or African elephant?
Wilbur: How can you tell the difference?
Detective: An African elephant has larger ears in the shape of its native continent. The Indian Elephant has smaller ears.
Wilbur: Well that doesn't help.
Detective Why not?
Wilbur: He had a stocking over his head.
My uncle Wilbur owned a jewelry store.
Moderators: Bonzo, Wally J. Corpse, The Motley Crew
Forum rules
There are a few things you should know before posting in these forums. If you are a new user, please click here and read carefully. Thanks a lot!
There are a few things you should know before posting in these forums. If you are a new user, please click here and read carefully. Thanks a lot!
-
- Posts: 2219
- Joined: Sat May 03, 2003 11:10 pm
- Location: Forest Grove, OR
My uncle Wilbur owned a jewelry store.
Fishtail Picklock