Five minutes before the curtain was to go up the leading actor suffered from a massive heart attack. The owner of theater came out on stage and told everyone of the actor's passing and that their tickets would be refunded in full.
A little old Jewish lady stood up in her box seat and called out "Give him some chicken soup!"
The man ignored her and continued to tell people how they could obtain a refund for their tickets. The little old Jewish lady cried out again "Give him some chicken soup!"
To this, the theater owner finally retorted, "It won't help the man, because he's dead"" To this, the little old Jewish lady replied, "Well it couldn't hurt."
I was at the premiere opening for a broadway play.
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I was at the premiere opening for a broadway play.
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