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- ILikeStilettos
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
"Mary... Mary...."
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
"Mary... Mary...."
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
Dave Sause
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
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Re: The Afterlife
silly rabbit,sex is for kid's.
Re: The Afterlife
Good one Dave, didn't see that ending coming.
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Re: The Afterlife
Good one Dave! Reminded me of that old variety show "Laugh In". The skit where Art Johnson plays the dirty old man, and Ruth Buzzi plays the homely lady wearing the hair net. He approaches her sitting on a park bench and asks "Do you believe in the hereafter?" She says "Yeah." And he says "Then, you know what I'm here after!" Good old comedy! lol. Thanks for the laugh and memory Dave!
"By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving"- My Wife (1963-Present)
Re: The Afterlife
Hi Dave and Chris,
Thanks for the laughs. I can’t decide which one is funnier.
John
Thanks for the laughs. I can’t decide which one is funnier.
John
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Belief in an afterlife is one of the foundational beliefs of the Christian faith. At on point 1st Corinthians 15 the Bible actually states that if there isnt an afterlife Christianity has no point