"Got any duck food?'

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Jay
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"Got any duck food?'

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One day a fellow walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he had any duck food. The bartender replied "no". After a few drinks the fellow asked the bartender again "do you have any duck food?". Again the bartender replied "no". A few minutes later the fellow asked again "do you have any duck food?". The bartender at this point was getting really agitated and told the fellow "if you ask me that again I will nail your tongue to the bar". Seeing that the bartender was mad the fellow staggered out of the bar. The next day the same fellow came back into the bar and after a couple of drinks asked the bartender "do you have any nails?" The bartender replied "no". The fellow then said "well do you have any duck food?"
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:lol: good one jay!
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