A bad day fishing i blame the Canadians

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:16 pm

I went fishing today with samantha malloy my oldest. We got two spot, two very small bass, and one one perch. The worms came in a tub claiming to be 1 dozen Canadian night crawlers. HELL we can't even raise worms in the U.S.A.
Missaman

Pushbutton · Post by **Pushbutton** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:33 pm

Damn straight Missaman I knew they couldn't keep their end of the bargain.
PB

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:07 pm

Damn,
I thought Mr. Bigg. would be along to defend his worms by now??

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:10 pm

Yea i forgot the "r"
missaman

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:53 am

Was it a Kanuckian dozen?

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:14 am

Vagrant wrote:Was it a Kanuckian dozen?

According to the tub in which they came, Yes! , The poor things seemed stoned

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:20 pm

I use the Canuckian Crawlers for bait too. IMHO, it's the best and most merciful thing that can be done to a native of Canuckia - impale him/her on a nice sharp hook and toss them into the water until they are either consumed by a fish or they drown.

BTW, a Canuckian dozen is only 8 in the US of A.

Greyblade

Teddy · Post by **Teddy** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:33 pm

Greyblade wrote:I use the Canuckian Crawlers for bait too. IMHO, it's the best and most merciful thing that can be done to a native of Canuckia - impale him/her on a nice sharp hook and toos them into the water until they are either consumed by a fish or the drown.

BTW, a Canuckian dozen is only 8 in the US of A.

Greyblade

You're certainly on form today good sir....

Best wishes
Teddy

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:57 pm

Thanks, Teddy. I just editted the poor spelling and typos. I'm so ashamed. It's too early in the day for me to be sitting at a keyboard ...

Greyblade

Teddy · Post by **Teddy** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:00 pm

Didn't notice any errors...... I was too busy chucklin' .....

Best wishes
Teddy

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:30 pm

I know what a "bakers dozen" is but I was hoping someone else could tell me what a "Canuckian dozen" is??? [11? 14? any number between 8 and 20? fill it 'till it "seems right"? beauty eh?]

mrbigg · Post by **mrbigg** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:44 pm

i see you guys are finding out the hard way....we don't actually use worms up here, we use dynamite and a net when we fish the hard way, and a mastercard when we do it the easy way!

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:26 pm

Vagrant wrote:I know what a "bakers dozen" is but I was hoping someone else could tell me what a "Canuckian dozen" is??? [11? 14? any number between 8 and 20? fill it 'till it "seems right"? beauty eh?]

Mr Vagrent i think our northern brothers have a hard time counting above ten as they run out of fingers. The Canadian dozen"standard" must be eight as they use eight fingers to keep track and two fingers to catch the worms, and place them in the tub

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:05 pm

"Mr Vagrent i think our northern brothers have a hard time counting above ten as they run out of fingers. The Canadian dozen"standard" must be eight as they use eight fingers to keep track and two fingers to catch the worms, and place them in the tub"
A hole in the pocket would let them add one number to the total.
Damn it's work time.

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 7:02 pm

I use minnows...