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Teddy
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Bonzo
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Ladies, Fish, and Gentlemen,
I thought this one was rather funny:
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear short skirts and thong panties.
One day, a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack there of and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please." the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male patron is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she's tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread for herself! Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?"
"No," croaks the old man, "but it's startin to twitch!"
Best Regard's,
Bonz
I thought this one was rather funny:
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear short skirts and thong panties.
One day, a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack there of and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please." the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male patron is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she's tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread for herself! Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?"
"No," croaks the old man, "but it's startin to twitch!"
Best Regard's,
Bonz
"A little rebellion now & then is a good thing"
Thomas Jefferson
An engineer, an artist and a developer were having lunch at an outdoor cafe and were admiring the attractive women that were also present. The engineer remarked that the design of the female body is such that it could not possibly be more appealing to the male, and therefore God must have been thinking like an engineer when He designed the female form. After a few moments of silence the artist stated that he disagreed.
When I see the female form I see a work of art so great that only God could have done it, therefore God was thinking like an artist when He designed woman. After a few minutes the developer stated that he disagreed with both the artist and the engineer, and that he thought God was thinking like a developer when he designed woman.
The engineer and the artist recoiled and asked how the developer could possible come to that conclusion. The developer responded: who else but a damn developer would put the snack bar right next to the sewer line!
When I see the female form I see a work of art so great that only God could have done it, therefore God was thinking like an artist when He designed woman. After a few minutes the developer stated that he disagreed with both the artist and the engineer, and that he thought God was thinking like a developer when he designed woman.
The engineer and the artist recoiled and asked how the developer could possible come to that conclusion. The developer responded: who else but a damn developer would put the snack bar right next to the sewer line!
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