MIGRATING FLEAS
Every winter these two fleas migrate south and meet at this bar in Florida. the first flea is sitting at the bar drinking a beer when his friend walks in freezing shivering and shaking from the cold.
The first flea says "what in the world happened to you?"
The second flea says I rode down here in the mustache of a biker on his way to Florida.
The first flea says to the second "That sucks next year do what I do."
"What's that?" says the second flea?"
(1st flea) "I go to the airport and find me a fine stewardess and climb up her skirt and hop on her pussy and go to sleep and when I wake up I'm in Florida."
The second flea says "Wow, I'll have to try that."
The next year rolls around and the first flea is sitting at the bar when his friend walks in freezing shivering and shaking from the cold. The first flea says "What in the world happened to you? didn't you try what I told you?"
The second flea replies "Yes"
The first flea says "Well tell me what happened."
The second flea says "well I went to the airport and found me this fine ass stewardess and climbed up in her pussy." (pause)
First flea "Well what happened next?"
Second flea replies "Well I went to sleep and the next thing I knew I was in the mustache of a biker on my way to Florida"
The only way to travel.
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