Peeing in the Shower

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Peeing in the Shower

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Okay I read a thread BF about this and laughed my a$$ of so lets see what you fellers have to say.

Do you or have you ever peed in the shower. :mrgreen: See if I can get some of the crazy responses I read on BF.
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doesn't everyone? isaw my brother pee in a refridgerator
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depends on who's in the shower at the time


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TRYKER wrote:depends on who's in the shower at the time.
LOL. I shower at the gym. And considering the amount of chemicals and scrubbing they perform there, my guess is that there is more happening than just peeing!

I flip the shower on first, let it run a tad, and I always wear flip-flops. And we've previously discussed a black light... :lol:
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The Tourist wrote:
TRYKER wrote:depends on who's in the shower at the time.
LOL. I shower at the gym. And considering the amount of chemicals and scrubbing they perform there, my guess is that there is more happening than just peeing!

I flip the shower on first, let it run a tad, and I always wear flip-flops. And we've previously discussed a black light... :lol:
Please tell me why men like to beat *** in the shower. I have new understood that. I mean I like to we won't go there!!!!!!! But anyway some guy tell me why it's better in the shower than somewhere else. Not ment to offened anyone just a statement. :mrgreen:
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yes i must admit to being a shower pee'er i have always been one and i will always be one. i do not pee in the shower if i have company in ther{that would be rude and prolly kill the mood anyway} i DO NOT poop in the shower but i have heard of some that do that too. yuck thats just nasty. i do not think that shower urination will ever be the cause of anarchy or global discontent so i say pee away my brothers pee away
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Knife Crazied wrote:Please tell me why men like to beat *** in the shower.
I'm not sure they do. The quick manner in which we jump in and out of the showers at my gym either means your comment is an urban myth or the guys are darn fast.

BTW, there are many lockroom urban myths. The one about black men is certainly a myth. However, tattoos do sag, and their Asian artists have a sense of humor.

For example, many macho guys demand a tattoo of a dragon replete with something like "Esteemed Warrior of Iron Will."

One tattoo actually reads, "Little puppy and liar."

And the idea of "little" was really true.
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Knife Crazied wrote:Please tell me why men like to beat *** in the shower.
The Tourist wrote: I'm not sure they do. The quick manner in which we jump in and out of the showers at my gym either means your comment is an urban myth or the guys are darn fast.
Perhaps you could get to the bottom of this by hauling out your trusty blacklight...
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JerrBear wrote:Perhaps you could get to the bottom of this by hauling out your trusty blacklight...
:P HO! HO! :P
JB, they make a little light that attaches to the front of a hunting cap called "Cats Eyes." They use it for tracking wounded game at dusk.

Knowing the human experience and man's never-ending desire to screw in the weirdest places at the most bizarre times, I wonder what would happen if you wore a cap with "black light" Cats Eyes.

My guess is that you wouldn't touch any doorknob in town...
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OH BOY
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Knife Crazied wrote: Please tell me why men like to beat *** in the shower. I have new understood that. I mean I like to we won't go there!!!!!!! But anyway some guy tell me why it's better in the shower than somewhere else. Not ment to offened anyone just a statement. :mrgreen:
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Bonzo wrote:
Knife Crazied wrote: Please tell me why men like to beat *** in the shower. I have new understood that. I mean I like to we won't go there!!!!!!! But anyway some guy tell me why it's better in the shower than somewhere else. Not ment to offened anyone just a statement. :mrgreen:
Mr. Knife Crazied,

I prefer freeway overpasses myself,


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I peed in the shower with my wife in there one time and I swear her head spun 360 degrees and looked like it was going to pop off. I said "What??? It's just the beer coming back out!!" :lol:
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Bonzo wrote:
Knife Crazied wrote: Please tell me why men like to beat *** in the shower. I have new understood that. I mean I like to we won't go there!!!!!!! But anyway some guy tell me why it's better in the shower than somewhere else. Not ment to offened anyone just a statement. :mrgreen:
Mr. Knife Crazied,

I prefer freeway overpasses myself, but if the weather is somewhat inclement, then the second tier at a shopping mall will suffice.


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YUCK
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