Peeing in the Shower

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Re: Peeing in the Shower

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Knife Crazied wrote:Okay I read a thread BF about this and laughed my a$$ of so lets see what you fellers have to say.

Do you or have you ever peed in the shower. :mrgreen: See if I can get some of the crazy responses I read on BF.
I couldent find the thread on BF ?
it might be nessasary to pee in the shower if there were a party going on, but then again the potted plants might be in danger too!
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I peed on a girls feet in the shower once, she doesn't love me anymore. No sense of humor.
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We had a Boy Scout log lookout tower at camp anawana.
About 5 stories tall. . . all wooden logs with steel strap reinforcing.
It had a drainpipe expressly for boys peeing.

Never pee of a tower into the wind.

Had to teach kids to pee into liter pop bottles when you slept in a tent.
You don't want 200 boy scouts randomly peeing on the grass.
Wake up barefoot. . ."hey, there's dew on the grass this morning"
" Not around my tent."
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I peed on the toilet paper in a woman's restroom a couple timed. I'm shameless.
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Sit down baths . . .walk in tub . . . .no peeing.
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Come on Jerry, be a bad boy and just let it go. Drain the water and wash off.
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I have not had "control" for some years now.. . .it always lets go. . . .
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Getting old sucks but it beats the alternative, so I've been told. Could be worse, could be the other end letting go.
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Kind of an exaggeration for comic humor. . .
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I brush my teeth in the shower sometimes if in in a rush. Also there is nothing wrong with a "shower beer"
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I'd be afraid I'd get water in my beer and I like my beer full flavored.
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Bonzo wrote: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:46 pm
Knife Crazied wrote: Please tell me why men like to beat *** in the shower. I have new understood that. I mean I like to we won't go there!!!!!!! But anyway some guy tell me why it's better in the shower than somewhere else. Not ment to offened anyone just a statement. :mrgreen:
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Never thought of that, I'll give it a go next spring when the weather warms up.
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Re: Peeing in the Shower

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Knife Crazied . . .

Well . . .Depending on how violent and frantic the Self-Effort becomes.
the effect is like a shaken up Beer Can. or a Graffiti Artist on LSD.

it's going to spray everywhere.
A depending on how long you've waited, it could be half a shot glass or a half cup.

and in the shower, clean-up is in a confined area with non-porous surfaces.
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13 years ago she made that post. By now she probably has 5 kids and begs her ol man to jerk it in the shower.
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By now she's probably divorced him for shower spankin.
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