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- natcherly
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Affray and Allergies, what a combo....
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Oh My!! It is getting bad there!!!!!!
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David,
Once again you made me laugh: "Affray and Allergies, what a combo...." Yes, let the snot fly...
Jim
Once again you made me laugh: "Affray and Allergies, what a combo...." Yes, let the snot fly...
Jim
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Just reading some old posts and really missing the olde bear. He sure was one of a kind! Jim, any news on the local crime wave?
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Mayberry crime update: The wild women have been quite busy with the usual stuff; drunk driving, resisting arrest, failure to appear, shoplifting etc., but none of the really entertaining stuff. I'll keep an eye on the local paper for something more interesting.
Jim
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- natcherly
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But what is the cause of all this misbehavior? Too much allergy medication? Disbandment of the Mayberry Quilting Bee and Regional Sewing Guild? Too much time on hand due to labor-saving home appliances? Only rerun Soap Opera episodes currently available on daytime TV?
The answer is out there.
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SD,
Seeing you post is classic!
Jim
Seeing you post is classic!
Jim
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Jim
I lurk here and there, but this one here is an all-time classic.
SD
I lurk here and there, but this one here is an all-time classic.
SD
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Mr. Natch,
Perhaps a reason for the recent misdeeds of the wild women of Mayberry is the fact that in the last year, right here in the fine little town, we have acquired two, repeat two microbreweries! A neighbor of mine owns one of them and the brewmaster is a relative of his who was trained in Germany. I have sampled a few of their beers which were splendid, and whilst imbibing noticed a plethora of the local women doing the same. No doubt, they were preparing for a night of reckless lawlessness stressing the limited resources of local law enforcement.
Jim
Perhaps a reason for the recent misdeeds of the wild women of Mayberry is the fact that in the last year, right here in the fine little town, we have acquired two, repeat two microbreweries! A neighbor of mine owns one of them and the brewmaster is a relative of his who was trained in Germany. I have sampled a few of their beers which were splendid, and whilst imbibing noticed a plethora of the local women doing the same. No doubt, they were preparing for a night of reckless lawlessness stressing the limited resources of local law enforcement.
Jim
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Misadventure and malicious mischief ascribed to microbrews! What a neatly reasoned theory! I think you are on to something, Jim.
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jim d, wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:57 am Mr. Natch,
Perhaps a reason for the recent misdeeds of the wild women of Mayberry is the fact that in the last year, right here in the fine little town, we have acquired two, repeat two microbreweries! A neighbor of mine owns one of them and the brewmaster is a relative of his who was trained in Germany. I have sampled a few of their beers which were splendid, and whilst imbibing noticed a plethora of the local women doing the same. No doubt, they were preparing for a night of reckless lawlessness stressing the limited resources of local law enforcement.
Jim
Intoxicated females you say
SD
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