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by Doofus Emeritus
Sun Nov 24, 2002 7:13 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Imitation Horn
Replies: 3645
Views: 1519595

Never said they werent tough bastards.I have several friends that are roofers.Mostly "no-neck" types.And as for partying,HOLY SHIT!!!!!I usually pass out after 5 or 6 hours of drinking with those guys and they all give shit about it.Oh well.The thing is whats his name was bashing what I think he ca...
by Doofus Emeritus
Sun Nov 24, 2002 7:07 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Imitation Horn
Replies: 3645
Views: 1519595

Mr. ray, I am so glad you finally received those new DARK lenses I sent you. Sorry, but I mis-matched the bottom of a Michelob and a Sierra Pale Ale, so focusing may be a challange, well, for you focusing has always been a challange. Nevertheless, I had to use the chain from the bathtub plug to make...
by Doofus Emeritus
Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: You Guys are Dangerous
Replies: 19
Views: 11284

Mr. Razor, Wait a second here. You need to be strategic about this gift issue. Get the Guardians, but also get some cheap imitation horns. Keep the Hubies and give them the cheapies. A few weeks ago, my brother stopped by and I showed him my collection. Of course he asked me if he could have one (he...
by Doofus Emeritus
Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:01 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Kershaw Leeks
Replies: 179
Views: 56296

Mr. Vagrant, One of the nice things about living close to Oregon, is Oregon has no sales tax. Once in a while I'll go up on a Saturday, load up on ammo and check out knives. Since switches are legal there, it makes the trip more worthwhile. Most the knives are American made. Even my favorite gun sho...
by Doofus Emeritus
Sat Nov 23, 2002 3:42 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Imitation Horn
Replies: 3645
Views: 1519595

ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!aaaaaaaaaaa ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! Thy Nekkedness, I am impressed with your ever increasing vocabulary. The eighth and first letters of the alphabet can be reversed to say 'ah!'. It is also something you say as you sit at the toilet when you discover you have dysgenesis. Please ...
by Doofus Emeritus
Sat Nov 23, 2002 1:33 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Imitation Horn
Replies: 3645
Views: 1519595

WOW!!!I was put down by a roofer?????!!!!!!!!HA!HA!HA!HAAAAAAAAA!!!! Thy Nekkedness, Yes, and might I say, more than 1 Roofer. The next time your snug and cozy, and the rain is pouring down outside and the roof doesn't leak, thank a roofer. If by chance your roof does leak, cool! Best Regard's, Bonz
by Doofus Emeritus
Sat Nov 23, 2002 1:26 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Smoker or Non?
Replies: 69
Views: 24574

Miss Vermont,

It's not the thought of dying that bothers me, it's the vivid reality of watching dear old Dad hacking up lung tissue all the time, and constantly spitting out bits of his Pall Mall non-filters everywhere, and gasping for breath. And smoking is supposed to be fun?

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Doofus Emeritus
Sat Nov 23, 2002 1:09 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: 1st 15" Stiletto
Replies: 30
Views: 13971

Mr. Race,

If you want to see the difference between the 13's and the 15's, check out page 57 on the Imitation Horn thread.

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Doofus Emeritus
Fri Nov 22, 2002 8:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: You Guys are Dangerous
Replies: 19
Views: 11284

Mr. Doc,

You are about to be coronated into the hollowed halls of hopelessness. There's hope for alcoholics, druggies and smokers, but there is no cure for spring steel addiction. So, with that said, I suggest spending your Christmas funds on spring steel. I did.

Welcome.

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Doofus Emeritus
Fri Nov 22, 2002 3:55 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Kershaw Leeks
Replies: 179
Views: 56296

Mr. The Falcon, I'm with you. My EDC is a Blackout. I use it all the time. This Texas law interpretation is the sole opinion of one female DA who is obviously trying to stir some shit. I don't think it's going to fly. It probably would here in commie-land. I bought mine legally here at the local gun...
by Doofus Emeritus
Fri Nov 22, 2002 3:38 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Smoker or Non?
Replies: 69
Views: 24574

My personal favorite Cubanos are Monte Cristo No.2s. I get them from Spain at $5 a pop. 8) Greyblade Mr. GreyBlade, Importing Cubanos into the USA? I will not condone the importation of something that may be considered illegal! Well, maybe. Mr. Joint-Man, I quit smoking in 1980 right before I met M...
by Doofus Emeritus
Thu Nov 21, 2002 5:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tiny T's
Replies: 48
Views: 23182

Mr. Spotlight Kid,

Ha ha! Eat your heart out! I got his last one back in Feb. OOOOH! Looky what else I got too!

Image

Maybe he'll have some more made up?

Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Doofus Emeritus
Thu Nov 21, 2002 7:22 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Overdosing on Moderators
Replies: 8
Views: 4101

Mr. JerrBeer,

Watch out with that white trash stuff. Mr. Vagrant is the authority on white trash. I know your'e white trash, but until I hear it from Mr. Vagrant, it's not official.

With Best Regard's,

Bonz


PS, my white trash is better than yours, so nah-nah-nah!
by Doofus Emeritus
Thu Nov 21, 2002 7:12 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Overdosing on Moderators
Replies: 8
Views: 4101

Mr. Corpse,

I don't know. I was just standing there eating a tuna sandwich, and then I'm a moderator, still eating my tuna sandwich. Oh well......


Best Regard's,

Bonz
by Doofus Emeritus
Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Why isn't tiny part of the blade alliance links?
Replies: 3
Views: 3590

Re: Why isn't tiny part of the blade alliance links?

J-man wrote:???????? I think the subject says all, any thoughts?

Mr. Joint-Man,

Try looking again!

Best Regard's,

Bonz