I MISS BILL CLINTON
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- redeye
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I MISS BILL CLINTON
I Miss Bill Clinton
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a true black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax..
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now?
Look at him, his wife works, and he doesn't!
He gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation’s distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a true black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax..
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now?
Look at him, his wife works, and he doesn't!
He gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation’s distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
I am the KING of LATAMA collectors HAHAHAHAHAHAHA {EVIL LAUGH}
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Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
That's pretty good stuff.
- natcherly
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Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
Most amusing, Freddie.
Nostalgia has a way of adding lots of rose color to the ol' reading glasses.....although in the present situation, I'd take him over what we have now
Nostalgia has a way of adding lots of rose color to the ol' reading glasses.....although in the present situation, I'd take him over what we have now
- Bonzo
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Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
natcherly wrote:Most amusing, Freddie.
Nostalgia has a way of adding lots of rose color to the ol' reading glasses.....although in the present situation, I'd take him over what we have now
Mr. Natcherly,
I guess there is a difference between the Clintonistas and the Fourth Reich.
Best regards,
Bonz
"A little rebellion now & then is a good thing"
Thomas Jefferson
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Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
At least Obama hasn't screwed around with an "assault weapons " ban.
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Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
But he did encourage the Mexican president to add his two pesos worth when speaking to congress and got a standing ovation. Also, holder has repeatedly asked for one.catavengercaptain wrote:At least Obama hasn't screwed around with an "assault weapons " ban.
If there ain't a major change in November - expect one
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Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
I sure hope for "change" in November
Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
I saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of me yesterday that made me and my son laugh alot. It read as folows:
" I will keep my guns, money, and freedom, YOU can keep the CHANGE"
" I will keep my guns, money, and freedom, YOU can keep the CHANGE"
Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
I like it!Tom19176 wrote:" I will keep my guns, money, and freedom, YOU can keep the CHANGE"
Re: I MISS BILL CLINTON
TRYKER
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"