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Should we pull out?

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If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the
Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112
deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.

The death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.

That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our
Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the
nation, than you are in Iraq.........................

Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington
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I'm for it. Pull out and wall it off. Like they did in "Escape From New York". Seal all the scum in together, the president, the vice president, senators, etc. Strict gun control eh, so how's that working.
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Xarathos wrote:I'm for it. Pull out and wall it off. Like they did in "Escape From New York". Seal all the scum in together, the president, the vice president, senators, etc. Strict gun control eh, so how's that working.
The wall is a definate must because even Texan's have gotten to the point we don't want Bush back!
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Trey45 wrote:Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington
Xarathos wrote:I'm for it. Pull out and wall it off. Like they did in "Escape From New York". Seal all the scum in together, the president, the vice president, senators, etc.
Then fill it with water... :P
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JerrBear wrote:
Trey45 wrote:Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington
Xarathos wrote:I'm for it. Pull out and wall it off. Like they did in "Escape From New York". Seal all the scum in together, the president, the vice president, senators, etc.
Then fill it with water... :P
I like that! Piranha too! :lol:
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:):)
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All true conservatives/libertarians should move to a big state like Texas, vote in people with the same political philosophy and then secede from the union.
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Mr. Trey,

Those groovy little nuclear devices work pretty well in solving major disputes. Just ask the Japanese....


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Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

That reminds me of a WJC Tale Of Madness...

There I Was- circa 1978, a tripping away with my ol' pals, out at Ocean Beach, S.F.- (a team of Einsteins came up with that name)- AS sunset vividly colorized the sky through the psycheldelic spectrum , and sucked the cares, woes and knows out of our cosmic minds. A chill gripped us AS that big round hot thing in the sky left us, and AS a mode of extremity warming action, I developed the WJC acid soaked handwarmer- to wit- AS ye' squat on the frigid beach, merely slip you hands behind your knees, and lower torso so AS to grip your hands betwixt back of thigh and back of upper calf. Works great, however, there is one minor side effect, that being, once you and all your spaced trucking ol' pals are positioned thusly, and you notice each other, maintaining balance is quite difficult due to chuckletation quotient, especially if'n your ol' Seal Team buddy duck walks over to ya' and tips you over with a slight nudge. Er- ummm, oh yeah, AS the setting sun illuminates the mercenary's creed, I observed and heretofore memorized this one grafitti phrase of thread relevance-

"Nixon's Dad Should Have Pulled Out Early"

Just try and drive a melting Torino through the park after reading that one...


AS ever,

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The Falcon wrote:All true conservatives/libertarians should move to a big state like Texas, vote in people with the same political philosophy and then secede from the union.
:D
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The Falcon wrote:All true conservatives/libertarians should move to a big state like Texas, vote in people with the same political philosophy and then secede from the union.
:D
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Dam I should have 8) 8) 8)
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The death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.


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As the "right wing" represtative, I say get the hell out and let them commit their murders, jihads and atrocities on each other all they want :wink: Just leave behind enough CNN reporters to send back images of the festivities 8)
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The whole Middle East is a vipers nest that's spreading its venom worldwide.

So the troops in Iraq should pull out and move east and the troops in Afghanistan should pull out and move west - then they can have a big BBQ and beer bust when they meet up in the middle of Iran.
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