As a tall and very attractive young lady was passing a co-worker, he remarked, "Gee, you hair looks and smells wonderful today!"
She glared at him and immediately went to the HR office to file a sexual harassment claim.
The HR officer tried to calm her down. "What about his compliment did you find so offensive?"
"He's a f**kin' midget!"
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Does She or Doesn't She?
Dave Sause
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
Re: Does She or Doesn't She?
ROFLMFAO
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A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
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Re: Does She or Doesn't She?
Good one Dave! Apparently she wasn't a shaver.
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Re: Does She or Doesn't She?
Those are the moments I wish I was a midget.