My cousin Kevin wanted to be a railroad engineer.

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Fishtail Picklock
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My cousin Kevin wanted to be a railroad engineer.

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The trouble with Kevin is that he wasn't very bright. While interviewing for the position, the boss asked him:

Railroad Executive: What do you do if you round a large, sweeping corner at 85 miles-per-hour and you suddenly realize that there is another train on the same track, at the same speed running headlong toward you?

Kevin: I would call my sister.

Railroad Executive: Why would you do that?

Kevin: She's never seen a train wreck like this one and I wouldn't want her to miss it.
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