Aunt Sally used a Medium to reach uncle Kermit in "the great beyond"

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Fishtail Picklock
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Aunt Sally used a Medium to reach uncle Kermit in "the great beyond"

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Aunt Sally asked, "Is that you, Kermit?" Kermit replied, "Yes, it's me." "How are you?" Sally queried. Kermit said, "I'm doing great." Sally asked, "What do you do?" Kermit replied, "After I wake up, I eat breakfast, then I make love, then I eat lunch and make love, then I eat dinner, and make love." Sally asked, "Are you in heaven?" Kermit replied, "No, I'm a bull in Montana."
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Re: Aunt Sally used a Medium to reach uncle Kermit in "the great beyond"

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I was guessing he was reincarnated into a frog.
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