I wrote a parody in 1984 to the tune of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window".

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Fishtail Picklock
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I wrote a parody in 1984 to the tune of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window".

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How much is that bimbo on the barstool? The one with the seven-inch scar.
How much is that bimbo on the barstool? (I hope she won't pee in my car).

They say between lovers there's a virus, who love and move on as they please.
I hope that by sleeping with this bimbo, I don't catch a fatal disease.

How much is that bimbo on the barstool? The one with the 18-inch braids (underneath her armpits).
How much is that bimbo on the barstool? I hope she's not carrying AIDS!
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Re: I wrote a parody in 1984 to the tune of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window".

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Hey, don't talk that way about my sister.
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Re: I wrote a parody in 1984 to the tune of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window".

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i had one of those bimbo's piss in my car, i pulled over and pushed her out. ssshhhhs
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Re: I wrote a parody in 1984 to the tune of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window".

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TRYKER wrote: Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:58 pm i had one of those bimbo's piss in my car, i pulled over and pushed her out. ssshhhhs
DAYUM, that's NAAAAAAASTY!
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