My Nephew Zeke

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Fishtail Picklock
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My Nephew Zeke

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My Cousin Larry's son Zeke was believed to be mute. From the day he was born, he never said a word. The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with him. Three days after he turned nine years old he came down the stairs fully clothed and ready for breakfast. Zeke sat down and took a spoonful of oatmeal and suddenly said "Cereal cold." Astonished, Larry said, "What?" Again, Zeke said, "Cereal cold." Larry sputtered out, "Since the day you were born, you haven't said a word to anyone. we all thought you were mute. Why haven't you said anything until now?" Zeke said, "Up until now, everything's been fine."
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john
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Re: My Nephew Zeke

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Lucky kid to have a fine life for nine years.
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