I was at the premiere opening for a broadway play.

Do you want to talk about your beautiful country, family, or dog? Would you like to say where you went on holiday or how you arranged the garden? Are you willing to tell us you girlfriend left you for a(nother) loser? Do you have ANY non knife-related topic you want to discuss? This is the place!

Moderators: Bonzo, Wally J. Corpse, The Motley Crew

Forum rules
There are a few things you should know before posting in these forums. If you are a new user, please click here and read carefully. Thanks a lot!
Post Reply
Fishtail Picklock
Posts: 2207
Joined: Sat May 03, 2003 11:10 pm
Location: Forest Grove, OR

I was at the premiere opening for a broadway play.

Post by Fishtail Picklock »

Five minutes before the curtain was to go up the leading actor suffered from a massive heart attack. The owner of theater came out on stage and told everyone of the actor's passing and that their tickets would be refunded in full.
A little old Jewish lady stood up in her box seat and called out "Give him some chicken soup!"
The man ignored her and continued to tell people how they could obtain a refund for their tickets. The little old Jewish lady cried out again "Give him some chicken soup!"
To this, the theater owner finally retorted, "It won't help the man, because he's dead"" To this, the little old Jewish lady replied, "Well it couldn't hurt."
Fishtail Picklock
Post Reply