Aunt Selma was a matron at a movie house for 40 years.
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Aunt Selma was a matron at a movie house for 40 years.
One day after the picture had finished she walked down the aisle to see a man splayed out bodily over the seats. She said "What do you think you're doing? You can't conduct yourself like that in a movie house! Where did you come from?" The groaning man replied, "from the balcony."
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Re: Aunt Selma was a matron at a movie house for 40 years.
Good one!!
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Re: Aunt Selma was a matron at a movie house for 40 years.
Funny for us, not so much for the fall guy....
Mr. PickFish, you certainly have a large, diverse and interesting family. Never heard of a Movie House Matron before. Did she also provide first aid service?
Mr. PickFish, you certainly have a large, diverse and interesting family. Never heard of a Movie House Matron before. Did she also provide first aid service?
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Re: Aunt Selma was a matron at a movie house for 40 years.
That would cost extra!
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Re: Aunt Selma was a matron at a movie house for 40 years.
And a damned sight extra! (But the Vice Squad wouldn't be able to prove it).
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Re: Aunt Selma was a matron at a movie house for 40 years.
Must be a dry one then.
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