My Uncle Jeff and Aunt June celebrated their 40th Wedding anniversary by going to the same motel.

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Fishtail Picklock
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My Uncle Jeff and Aunt June celebrated their 40th Wedding anniversary by going to the same motel.

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The following conversation ensued upon their arrival in the same motel room that they occupied 40 years earlier.

June: Do you remember the first thing that you did after you set me down in the room? You kissed my forehead. Do it again.
Jeff: Okay. (Jeff kisses her on the forehead).
June: Do you remember what you did after that? You stroked my cheek. Do it again.
Jeff: Okay. (Jeff strokes her cheek).
June: Do you remember what you did after that? You nibbled on my neck. Do it again.
Jeff: Wait a minute.
June: Why?
Jeff: I have to put in my teeth first.
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Re: My Uncle Jeff and Aunt June celebrated their 40th Wedding anniversary by going to the same motel.

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What happened next?
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Re: My Uncle Jeff and Aunt June celebrated their 40th Wedding anniversary by going to the same motel.

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Maybe she took out HER teeth?
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natcherly wrote: Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:10 am Maybe she took out HER teeth?
Were you there?
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Re: My Uncle Jeff and Aunt June celebrated their 40th Wedding anniversary by going to the same motel.

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Gum job.
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