One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and *shock* he hadn't bought her anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall. Knowing that it was "now or never", he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall. After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked what he'd like, he simply says: "a Barbie Doll".
The shop assistant looks at him in a condescending manner and asks, "So, Sir, which Barbie would that be?"
The man looks surprised so the assistant continues, "We have Barbie Goes To the Ball at $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99 and Divorced Barbie at $549.99."
The man can't help himself and asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $549.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99 "
"Well Sir, that's quite obvious!" says the assistant, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ..."
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sammy the blade
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Re: Divorced Barbie
Good One! 
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Re: Divorced Barbie
The good news : she did not get Ken’s knives or guns.
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sammy the blade
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Re: Divorced Barbie
He probably doesn't have any or she would have got them too.
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Five Dollar Bill
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Re: Divorced Barbie
Good one! I like this place!
Be nice to us old folks. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.