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Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Unread postby maceco » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:05 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Unread postby maceco » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:05 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes
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Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Unread postby maceco » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:27 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading
Unread postby maceco » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:27 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading homophobic
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly homophobic rhetoric
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Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Unread postby maceco » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:33 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Unread postby maceco » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:33 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Unread postby TRYKER » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:23 pm
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of
Unread postby TRYKER » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:23 pm
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of graduated
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Unread postby maceco » Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:04 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of graduated idiots
Unread postby maceco » Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:04 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of graduated idiots
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of graduated idiots preaching
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Unread postby maceco » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:09 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of graduated idiots preaching Marxism
Unread postby maceco » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:09 am
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of graduated idiots preaching Marxism
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
Re: NEVER ENDING STORY
Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette and porkeree that showed their GONADS to elderly pensioners wives, prisoners of lesbian rollerball bikers lovers after breaking wind AT the altar entrance, underneath and partially hidden succubus impersonator contritely confessing adulterous allegations heretofore unsubstantiated; therefore felonious, libelous, politicians everywhere are sucking unidentifiable alien maids voraciously uncivilized, unshaven mustache wearing diabolical and decidedly satanic heathens who deliberately desecrated TEQUIZA'S barbeque by tagging symbols of Kilroy with anatomically graphic appendages photographs displaying skinny varicose hemorrhoids bleeding externally profusely spewing pulled mummified chittlins drenched in lingonberry beer, tenaciously seasoned and pasteurized veech diplomatically curdled affectionately VOMITED by choice, not chance although botulism disgorges more false socialistic, cannibalistic, unadulterated, sophisticated blasphemy concurrent with sequential administration meticulously spreading communicable bulls--t, AKA Congress, where changes rarely occur because of corruption, stupidity, greed, hemorrhoids and furthermore heartfelt morons wallowing in shit daily tasting various morsels ceremoniously albeit lackadaisically about ingestion procedures experimenting on liberals attending the inaugural Proctologist HOPING free exams would take many hours until reinforcements procured condoms free with COLORFUL flavors enjoyed by Antidisestablishmentarianists, prior necrophiliacs, armadillos and Episcopalian drag queens masquerading as narcissists roaming Washington Heights incoherently soliloquizing about socialism, Freud, skitzos, Priapism, alcoholism, chauvinism, TRANSGENDERED witticism midgets balancing unicorns magically delicious Leprechauns advertising epicurean baths without ever using deodorant or vitalis supplements taken intravenously without therapeutic waterboarding diversions SUPPLIED by the Barack-Ness-Monster freebies disguised as bovine food regurgitated,shared, uproariously vomited gleefully petting each others pages oblivious to anyone photographing illegal fungi undercover CIA supercalifragilisticexpialidocious while wanking unsuspecting liberals, plagiarizing each PENIS implant, systemically circumcising without using common sense ever, and listening with intelligence. HENCE complete chaos and political cannibalism among themselves foretelling impending disaster which cannot be thwarted until OBAMA leaves DEMOCRACY alone and is SUICIDAL. Narcissists, socialists, pigfuggers who procrastinate without hesitation thereby ignoring gaseous turbulence. Meanwhile back at command, VIKING45 whistles merrily out of sheer bourbonnes delight until tiny trolls, AKA ,OBAMAS smoking commie CABINET groupies willing too and butt eager TOO screw domestic gerbils without protection from PELOSI except Bloomberg passed felonious monks slurpy through laws defined redundantly through stupidity, flatulence, and HAYBAILS galore, festooned with animated liberals chaffed with unbearable socialists committing treason while implementing obamacare that will kill living seniors with Republican loyalties intentionally! WHILE lying with impunity after threatening OBAMAITES with withholding episodes of TWILIGHT fantasies simulcast randomly throughout all Hoboken CESSPOOLS exclusivity, not caring, instead conning unlikely morons, megalomaniacs, democraps and unsociable idiots SUCKING fluoride coated suppositories BKA pains in the California laws vetoed by hysteria, incompetence, impotence personified, multiplied UNDIGNIFIED and fried in primordial liberalism skewered sideways, backwards, homophobicly docile rinos cavorting to cavort with cavorters, cavortettes in lingerie, Barney FRANK style, depends fashionably upon selection variables categorized XXXL repeatedly echoing socialistic punishment exceptionable ritualistic decisions formulated ignorantly with ZOMBIES, posing candidly as burlesque queens wearing DEMOCRATIC patriotic robes, thongs, masquerading eagerly, homophobic rhetoric continuously meandering unaware of graduated idiots preaching Marxism: Grouchoism