I MISS BILL CLINTON

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I MISS BILL CLINTON

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I Miss Bill Clinton




"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a true black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax..
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now?
Look at him, his wife works, and he doesn't!
He gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation’s distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
I am the KING of LATAMA collectors HAHAHAHAHAHAHA {EVIL LAUGH}
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LOL :D
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:lol:
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:lol: That's pretty good stuff.
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Most amusing, Freddie.

Nostalgia has a way of adding lots of rose color to the ol' reading glasses.....although in the present situation, I'd take him over what we have now :shock:
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natcherly wrote:Most amusing, Freddie.

Nostalgia has a way of adding lots of rose color to the ol' reading glasses.....although in the present situation, I'd take him over what we have now :shock:

Mr. Natcherly,

I guess there is a difference between the Clintonistas and the Fourth Reich.


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At least Obama hasn't screwed around with an "assault weapons " ban.
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catavengercaptain wrote:At least Obama hasn't screwed around with an "assault weapons " ban.
But he did encourage the Mexican president to add his two pesos worth when speaking to congress and got a standing ovation. Also, holder has repeatedly asked for one.
If there ain't a major change in November - expect one :roll:
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I sure hope for "change" in November :wink:
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I saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of me yesterday that made me and my son laugh alot. It read as folows:

" I will keep my guns, money, and freedom, YOU can keep the CHANGE"
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Tom19176 wrote:" I will keep my guns, money, and freedom, YOU can keep the CHANGE"
:lol: I like it!
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A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.

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Bill's the man!
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