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Welcome to America !!....
Now learn to speak english.
the State comptroller is catching hell because he complained about the fact that he went into a Micky'Ds and nobody in the store could speak English.
At least the Governor backed him up.....
All the dam liberials are on the news screaming about how insenstive they are being :twisted:
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missaman wrote:Welcome to America !!....
Now learn to speak english.
the State comptroller is catching hell because he complained about the fact that he went into a Micky'Ds and nobody in the store could speak English.
At least the Governor backed him up.....
All the dam liberials are on the news screaming about how insenstive they are being :twisted:
Que lastima! :shock:

Hasta luego,
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wakaranakuteimasu.....
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thisisamericawespeakenglishhereifyoucantlearnitgetthefuckout :!:
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Listen I'll speak pig latin as many times as I damn well feel it
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Pushbutton wrote:Listen I'll speak pig latin as many times as I damn well feel it


Mr. PB,

And maybe we'll just ship your porcine ass to Latin America! Oink, Oink!
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Pushbutton wrote:Listen I'll speak pig latin as many times as I damn well feel it
PB
have only raised american pigs,
how dose a latin pig sound :?:
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tequiza wrote:
Pushbutton wrote:Listen I'll speak pig latin as many times as I damn well feel it
PB
have only raised american pigs,
how dose a latin pig sound :?:
teq

OINKO ~/~ OINKAMOS
OINKA ~/~ OINKAIOS
OINKAS ~/~ OINKAN

Of course, this is the formal conjugation...... the informal would be;

SNORTO ~/~ SNORTAMOS
SNORTA ~/~ SNORTAIOS
SNORTAS ~/~ SNORTAN

It's such a beautiful language........ too bad it's dying out. :cry:
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wow..I was just talking to my wife about this yesterday! How come we have to hear all this spanish shit? I mean there is tv stations, radio stations, My fucking atm machine asks if you want english or spanish?
WTF? Every other immigrant who came to the USA had to adapt to read, write, and speak english...but now for some reason I don't understand spanish speaking people are being catered to? Why are we putting up with this? It is so bad where I live that we went to a school assembly and first they said the anuncements in english, and then spanish..I said "what the fuck is this?"! This is not a race thing...every other race had to learn english and adapt to this country...There is no Italian stations, or French, or German, or Asian and so on....Is there ever going to be a stop to this or is english going to be the second language in the USA? :?
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MegaDave wrote:wow..I was just talking to my wife about this yesterday! How come we have to hear all this spanish shit? I mean there is tv stations, radio stations, My fucking atm machine asks if you want english or spanish?
The ATM at the drive-through has it in Braille :roll: Is Spanish braille next :?:
The kids will fix things! I work with mostly Barzilians who speak very little English. At home the speak Portuguese and their kids yell at them in English and tell them to speak English :!: :lol: Most of the kids don't know any Portuguese [and don't want to]. [Personally I think the kids should learn both languges, and get jobs as translators :idea: but they don't think so].
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The founding fathers all spoke English because...........well because they came from England and an ATM in Spanish would have gotten them all screwed up. :?
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tequiza wrote:
Pushbutton wrote:Listen I'll speak pig latin as many times as I damn well feel it
PB
have only raised american pigs,
how dose a latin pig sound :?:
teq
IG OINK! IG OINK! IG OINK! IG SHIT! :lol:
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Pushbutton wrote:Listen I'll speak pig latin as many times as I damn well feel it
PB
Thats a good one PB. My Ma taught me how to talk pig latin and we used it all through school just about. I can speak it as fast as talking in plain english. My sister who is 6 years older than me spoke ARP talk while a teen. They put the ARP in front of every vowel instead of IG as you do in pig latin. That one I never figured out and was a lot harder to speak. Being over 55 I guess I should learn the ARP talk now it would fit in.
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If anyone wants some politcal/people burns and wants to fall out of their computer chair while smacking their head on the desk because the were laughing so ahrd check this out:


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Main ones to watch are Foamy's Rant I and II
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