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Let us not forget the true Mount Zoomie day of celebration that is upcoming- Mr. Doofus Emeritus' Birthday. Some type of salute is in order, I believe. Knowing his fascination with flatulence, I have been recently farting into a paper bag to gift him with, so he can enjoy it at his leisure. I've also been saving him the raisins offa my weekly fiberboard instituional cookies, but last night I think two of them flew away.
Anyways, if nothing else, we can always raise our beer on high and give him the traditional two part roofing toast..( 1. "Up your nose with a rubber hose", 2. " Up your ass with a piece of glass". Just rehearse that quietly amongst yourselves until the right time.
MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY MR.BONZ! HAVE A GOOD ONE! HOW OLD ARE YOU YOU OLD FU****! SINK A FEW FOR ME!ALL THE BEST,YOUR OLD ENGLISH GENTLEMAN PAL! the spotlight kid.
HAVE A GOOD ONE! 
HOW OLD ARE YOU YOU OLD FU****! 
