A heartwarming lawyer story

Have a question about switchblades, folders, fixed blades, hand guns, rifles, blow-guns, nuclear weapons, or just plain common sense? Ask Vagrant. If he doesn't have the answer, he'll want to know it.

Moderators: Vagrant, The Motley Crew

Forum rules
There are a few things you should know before posting in these forums. If you are a new user, please click here and read carefully. Thanks a lot!
Post Reply
User avatar
Posts: 5970
Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2003 12:59 pm
Location: back at the grill

A heartwarming lawyer story

Post by tequiza » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:21 am

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating
grass under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,

"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.

The grass is almost a foot high."

Come on . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heartwarming lawyer story? Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers

Posts: 2696
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:23 am

Re: A heartwarming lawyer story

Post by Tom19176 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:34 am

LOL...Very good!

sammy the blade
Posts: 2463
Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:18 pm
Location: Indiana

Re: A heartwarming lawyer story

Post by sammy the blade » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:59 am

Didn't think lawyers had hearts

User avatar
Posts: 3506
Joined: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:40 am
Location: New England, MA USA

Re: A heartwarming lawyer story

Post by john » Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:07 pm

:lol: Too funny
Your friend on the web's most friendly community on knives and blades,

Massachusetts Where Everything is Illegal or Taxed

Post Reply