Church in Chicago

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Church in Chicago

Post by tequiza » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:11 pm

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?
He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."

Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold ---

My car was gone. :lol:

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Re: Church in Chicago

Post by gravknife » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:57 pm

"That's a cracker " as we say over here in England.
Hope your well Teq and keep them coming .


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Re: Church in Chicago

Post by natcherly » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:37 pm

Love it! :D :mrgreen: :D

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Re: Church in Chicago

Post by sammy the blade » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:25 pm

Sounds like they had a little inside information.

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Re: Church in Chicago

Post by john » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:08 am

Good one!!
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