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tequiza
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Pilots

Post by tequiza »

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plane leaves JFK airport under the control of a Jewish Captain.

His co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and
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an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the auto-pilot,
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leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese..."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why."

"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah.
That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese. Doesn't matter, you're all alike."

There's a few minutes of silence ...

"I no rike Jews", the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic," says the co-pilot.

"What? That's insane.

Jews didn't sink the Titanic," exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah ... all frucking same."
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Re: Pilots

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Good one!
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Re: Pilots

Post by gravknife »

Tequiza:D
Frucking split my sides laughing!
Nice one mate ....hope your well over there.

All the best Pete.

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Re: Pilots

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Love it!

Does this make hambergers kosher?





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That's a darn good one Pete :lol:
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