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Mr. Vagrent,
I got my ass whipped by my 10 year old daughter Saturday. In a game of tickle the daughter, Karen managed to head butt her ol' dad and give him one hellava shiner
Please give me your suggestion of a plausible explanation to use at work so I do not have to tell everybody what really happened...
Jumped by a gang of bikers,Jealous husband???
You should see the other guy...
Missaman
I got my ass whipped by my 10 year old daughter Saturday. In a game of tickle the daughter, Karen managed to head butt her ol' dad and give him one hellava shiner
Please give me your suggestion of a plausible explanation to use at work so I do not have to tell everybody what really happened...
Jumped by a gang of bikers,Jealous husband???
You should see the other guy...
Missaman
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The closest to the truth [that is believable] would be that you were teaching her some Karate [Kung Fu, Akaido, Street fighting] so she could defend herself, if she has to, and you took the shot on purpose to see how well she was learning. Other logical excuses include something fell off a shelf, the lawn mower/snowblower kicked up a rock, you broke a bolt on the car and the wrench hit you, the only thing the mugger got was away, and just barely, the chain saw hit something and kicked back [lucky you only got a bruise].
The best excuse for shiners is. I was on the pot squeezing off a load, I was slightly backed up and pushing with all my might. During the pushing I somehow forgot my breathing. Seems I was actually holding my breath. This caused me to pass out. On the way down off the crapper I hit my face on the door knob causing a shiner. Was happy to be alive, thought I was going out like Elvis. Who's gonna question that. Also prevents others from asking questions in the future.
SD
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I gotta go with SD here. The more graphic and potentially revolting the initial explanation, the less likely people are to ask for details. And you know how some people are; they just have to make a big thing about it every time a grown man gets his ass kicked by a ten-year-old girl.
The only thing you might consider is offering some "color commentary" regarding the texture and/or aroma of the offending load.
Rats...
The only thing you might consider is offering some "color commentary" regarding the texture and/or aroma of the offending load.
Rats...
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