The man himself

Teddy · Post by **Teddy** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:08 pm

Cool pic....

Guess who....

Best wishes
Teddy

ps.... If'n ya don't want it posted Al.... feel free to delete this post...

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:49 pm

Think I saw it before...

Al... your fingernails are kinda long for a guy aren't they?

Pushbutton · Post by **Pushbutton** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:16 am

Al didn't you and I get in a drinking contest in an angel bar in Fresno about 68?
PB

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:22 am

Mr. Vagrant,

How do ya do it? I'm only 43, and I'm almost all gray.

Well, it could be worse. My flesh could be rotting away like Wally's.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Pushbutton · Post by **Pushbutton** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:47 am

Mr Bonz
Try Grecian Formula it will make you look quite young and handsome.
PB

Post by **tequiza** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:52 am

Bonzo wrote:Mr. Vagrant,

How do ya do it? I'm only 43, and I'm almost all gray.

Well, it could be worse. My flesh could be rotting away like Wally's.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

hard living sir, makes the pain go to the rest of your body and forget about the gray,i know

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:29 am

Drinking straight out of the bottle is so tacky! In my drinking days I always used a funnel.

Post by **tequiza** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:05 am

now that i've slowed down i use a funnel i used to just cut a hole in the bottom of the keg.

tequiza

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:39 am

J-man wrote:Think I saw it before...

Al... your fingernails are kinda long for a guy aren't they?

That is a VERY long an almost "twilight zone" type story. I frequently accidently rip them of at the quick [ouch] but I have a "thing" about anything metal being near them!!! It took 35 years to find the answer to a phobia but it still exists. [When I was making knives the belt sander kept them trimmed].

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:41 am

Pushbutton wrote:Al didn't you and I get in a drinking contest in an angel bar in Fresno about 68?
PB

If I could do it from Boston, it's likely.

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:44 am

The Falcon wrote:Drinking straight out of the bottle is so tacky! In my drinking days I always used a funnel.

Thanks to "Mr. Funnels" marvelous invention you [or I] can get to "point b" very quickly but on that day I was "sipping".

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:46 am

tequiza wrote:
Bonzo wrote:Mr. Vagrant,

How do ya do it? I'm only 43, and I'm almost all gray.

Well, it could be worse. My flesh could be rotting away like Wally's.

Best Regard's,

Bonz
hard living sir, makes the pain go to the rest of your body and forget about the gray,i know

Sometimes I think the hair is the ONLY thing that doesn't feel its age.

BennytheBlade · Post by **BennytheBlade** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:00 pm

Vagrant wrote: but on that day I was "sipping".

I notice the bottle looks empty... Thats the way I used to sip too.

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:40 am

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

I saw that. Actually you are entirely gray, on the color tone of a dead imitation carp's belly hue. This is because Mount Zoomie is draining your sap. The only way to neutralize the effect is with copious amounts of ingested LSD soaked mothballs. Begin now.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

P.S. Since I discovered 'Chock's Chewable Shellac Pills', I have retarded the rotting of atrophied flesh. Still keeping my charming Sardonicus' rictus grin, I'll be okay 'till next 4th. Dammed eyeball keeps slippin' out tho'....

Post by **tequiza** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:11 am

wally, LMAO

teq