Liberals vs. Conservatives

[JerrBear]

A conservative and a liberal were walking down the street when they came upon a homeless person. The conservative gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The liberal was very impressed, and when they came upon another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the conservative's pocket and gave the homeless person $50.

[tequiza]

And that's exactly how it works

[Viking45]

Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.

Some Republicans are saying that due to his current scandals, President Obama should be impeached. In response, Obama laughed and said, “Two words fellas: President Biden.”

Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake. Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown. Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety. “I’d like to reward you boys with something special for saving me,” said Obama. “Just name it, and it’s yours!” “I want a ride on Air Force One,” said the first boy. “You’ve got it!” said Obama. “I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school,” said the second boy. “No problem!” said Obama. The third boy thought for a moment, and said “I want a wheelchair.” “But why would you want that?” asked Obama. “‘Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he’s gonna break my legs!”



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Iyfv2sV3c

[Vagrant]

Will one election change our jokes

[tequiza]

Will one election change our jokes

We got rid of several jokes on this last election, and with a little luck we'll get rid of the biggest joke in the 2016 election