A thrill ran up my leg...

[JerrBear]

A thrill ran up my leg (ala Chris Matthews) when I heard the "Anointed One" is coming to Fresno-by-the-Sea this coming Friday. He is coming to survey the damage from the San Joaquin Valley's lengthy drought.

I doubt he will be in favor of stopping the water from flowing from the rivers into the ocean to protect the Delta Smelt (4" minnow) and re-establish a long extinct salmon run - The "Enviromental Whacko's " wouldn't be pleased about THAT! No Siree! They know those greedy farmers would just pour the water onna ground anyways.

Rather, I suspect he will roll his big sleeves up, raise his mighty hand and cause the rains to fall from the heavens for 40 days and 40 nights, thus ending our draught forever. I don't know why he couldn't do this from the comfort of the Oval Office and still have time for a round of golf.

Anyway, I'm so jimpin' excited I think I might do pee pee in my pants. I think I might set-up camp at the airport this morning so I will be sure not to miss him. When the "Horndogger-in-Chief" (Clinton) was in office he jogged onna canal bank right across the street from my apartment (about 100 yards away) and I didn't even see him, let alone get to invite him in for a cold MB. Ain't gonna let THAT happen again times, I bet'cha!

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, ALBERT! NA NAH, NA NAH, NA NAH... HO! HO!

[Viking45]

Can't think of a more qualified individual than he and since California needs the reassurance and guidance of a knucklehead from the East Coast to come and save the day.
That's ok,our tax dollars can pay for a well deserved vacation for this loud-mouthed lib...and why not? Our commander inept chief has spent billions on vacations and golf games.

[Bonzo]

Mr. JerrBeer,

Did Mrs. Baboon show up as well? I'm sure she could give some water conservation tips to the masses, as it is rumored she hasn't bathed since she shaved all her body hair. I heard diplomats put vapo-rub under their noses so they can't smell her stench.

Best regards,

Bonz

[natcherly]

When the "Horndogger-in-Chief" (Clinton) was in office he jogged onna canal bank right across the street from my apartment (about 100 yards away) and I didn't even see him, let alone get to invite him in for a cold MB. Ain't gonna let THAT happen again times, I bet'cha!

I too was blessed with a view of this fine POTUS in the last years of his term. Sirens brought me a half block from my house to a one-way cross street that heads downtown. I got there just in time to see Billy sitting alone in the back seat of a limo, bathed in light making him look both powerful and angelic.... He had just left a fund raiser at a "private residence" a few blocks away. No doubt the trunk was stuffed with funds and maybe an intern or two (I understand he always carried a spare).

But Jerry, did you see the current anointed one and his lovely bride? Understand they are off on another vacation. Seems like they are cramming in all they can at the expense of you and me before they are turned out and the White House gets fumigated.

[JerrBear]

Mr. JerrBeer,

Did Mrs. Baboon show up as well? I'm sure she could give some water conservation tips to the masses, as it is rumored she hasn't bathed since she shaved all her body hair. I heard diplomats put vapo-rub under their noses so they can't smell her stench.

Misser Bongo,

I believe the "Chosen One" left his 'better half' in Washington to tend the gardens...

[JerrBear]

But Jerry, did you see the current anointed one and his lovely bride? Understand they are off on another vacation. Seems like they are cramming in all they can at the expense of you and me before they are turned out and the White House gets fumigated.

Mr. Natch,

Alas, I wasn't blessed with a view of His Majesty and the Queen. Was a beautiful day and I was out riding and I did, however, get a view of Marine 1 and the Osprey that carries his vehicles (3) and Secret Service detail. Was so jimpin' excited I almost fell off my bicycle... NOT!

[jim d,]

Mr Natch,

You wrote "(I understand he always carried a spare)"

Jim

[dark2023]

Did Mrs. Baboon show up as well? I'm sure she could give some water conservation tips to the masses, as it is rumored she hasn't bathed since she shaved all her body hair. I heard diplomats put vapo-rub under their noses so they can't smell her stench.

Beautifully constructed "Ad Hominem" argument, I didn't realize you where such an effective debater.

[Viking45]

Not sure who said it,possibly Krauthammer "The so-called politically correct term "African-American" does not apply here,not that he doesn't have African roots but rather he is not American"

As for Bill and Hill one screws Americans the other leaves them to die.

[Bonzo]

Did Mrs. Baboon show up as well? I'm sure she could give some water conservation tips to the masses, as it is rumored she hasn't bathed since she shaved all her body hair. I heard diplomats put vapo-rub under their noses so they can't smell her stench.

Beautifully constructed "Ad Hominem" argument, I didn't realize you where such an effective debater.

Mr. Dark,

Ad Hominem, hee-hee! I have yet to find anything positive the Obamao's have done since 2008, except positively ruin the USA, so yeah, I'll throw some shit towards the king & queen of racism.

Best regards,

Bonz

[Vagrant]

We must blame the women and children who voted for balak bn osambo and the process itself, in some counties he got 105% of the vote

[hogwild]

I think Osama is actually 1 of the most successful presidents ever. With the help of Nazi Peloser and Hairball Reid they destroyed our health care and then he makes changes to the law without senate and congress passing the changes. He and Hildebeast killed Americans with no punitive reaction; used the IRS to shut down opposition groups, doubled our national debt, increased racial hatred, reduced actual employment, increased the number of parasitic voters, increased the spying on Americans, bypassed the senate when adding 3 new members to the NLRB ...

I can't think of any presidents who have achieved more of their goals than him. Gotta give him credit where it's due.