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OK, I'll admit it. I do like my job, a lot. I reserve the word love for the sleazy old broads I waste my time with, my guitars, and a few knives.
I run a tool & die shop, and sometimes the work I do in the shop is really close to the enjoyment of working on the newest knife. In fact sometimes the newest knife is in my desk drawer and comes out at lunch and breaks for work I can't do at home. Plus, I have accounts with McMaster, Grainger, etc. as well as local machine shops and industrial supply places. And though I have to be practical I can buy just about anything concievable so a hobby knifemaking expense can be piggy-backed on an order for my shop sometimes. I get whatever discounts are available to the company. Of course I keep strict account of everything I order.
But sometimes we trash a pile of brass sheet, or stainless, etc. and I don't even have to dive into the dumpster. Same thing for interesting parts like linear bearings, electrical hardware, and so on.
But I like the job itself, and the time goes by so fast it doesn't seem fair to be getting the income I make. The company is really employee friendly, and the people I work with are generally top notch. I'm one of those pain-in-the-ass- types, every place has a few, who'se never late, never sick, always available for extra duty, etc. And in a place like where I work, I can take it easy on my people, because they're already the best and don't require the kind of nursing that makes a supervisor's life hell.
So, I think the corporate success consultants would benefit from studying this case; simply treat your work force good and they'll work their butts off.
TR
I run a tool & die shop, and sometimes the work I do in the shop is really close to the enjoyment of working on the newest knife. In fact sometimes the newest knife is in my desk drawer and comes out at lunch and breaks for work I can't do at home. Plus, I have accounts with McMaster, Grainger, etc. as well as local machine shops and industrial supply places. And though I have to be practical I can buy just about anything concievable so a hobby knifemaking expense can be piggy-backed on an order for my shop sometimes. I get whatever discounts are available to the company. Of course I keep strict account of everything I order.
But sometimes we trash a pile of brass sheet, or stainless, etc. and I don't even have to dive into the dumpster. Same thing for interesting parts like linear bearings, electrical hardware, and so on.
But I like the job itself, and the time goes by so fast it doesn't seem fair to be getting the income I make. The company is really employee friendly, and the people I work with are generally top notch. I'm one of those pain-in-the-ass- types, every place has a few, who'se never late, never sick, always available for extra duty, etc. And in a place like where I work, I can take it easy on my people, because they're already the best and don't require the kind of nursing that makes a supervisor's life hell.
So, I think the corporate success consultants would benefit from studying this case; simply treat your work force good and they'll work their butts off.
TR
Is it...Tomorrow....Or just the end of time?
- Wally J. Corpse
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Greetings, Mr. Vagrant-
Try Wally's proven method of cheering yourself up at work--- Begin by stealing as much stuff as you can 'til ya' get fired. After they hand you the pink slip, provide dramatic self injury accident, (soft muscle tissue is best), whilst still on company premises. Rehearse and develop convincing courtroom stutter, drool, twitch incontinence routine for settlement value uppage. (Mr. Pushbutton can coach you on that one.)
After set for life check clears and funds are secreted, become receipiant of miracle cure, able to function somewhat normally, just cain't work anymore.
If this plan is a wee bit to bold for you; hours on the clock can be put to good use after spending spree at joke-prankster shop. Try 'Fitch's Novelties' in Fitchburg, Mass., Just down the common from that big boulder they worship there. I got lotsa great stuff there back a hunnert years ago, including my first swing guard stiletto. A non-auto lock back bayonet blade, at 10 yrs. of age the floating guard amazed me unto this very day.
Did I help ya' any ?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
P.S. If nothing else, a chuckle for the day, 'eh?
Try Wally's proven method of cheering yourself up at work--- Begin by stealing as much stuff as you can 'til ya' get fired. After they hand you the pink slip, provide dramatic self injury accident, (soft muscle tissue is best), whilst still on company premises. Rehearse and develop convincing courtroom stutter, drool, twitch incontinence routine for settlement value uppage. (Mr. Pushbutton can coach you on that one.)
After set for life check clears and funds are secreted, become receipiant of miracle cure, able to function somewhat normally, just cain't work anymore.
If this plan is a wee bit to bold for you; hours on the clock can be put to good use after spending spree at joke-prankster shop. Try 'Fitch's Novelties' in Fitchburg, Mass., Just down the common from that big boulder they worship there. I got lotsa great stuff there back a hunnert years ago, including my first swing guard stiletto. A non-auto lock back bayonet blade, at 10 yrs. of age the floating guard amazed me unto this very day.
Did I help ya' any ?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
P.S. If nothing else, a chuckle for the day, 'eh?
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- BennytheBlade
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I graduated from College In Jan. 03, B.S. Major in Computer Science, Minor In Mathematics. Since then I have been painting, pounding nails, tutoring, substitute teaching, etc. Who'd a thought? Life is good, the work scene sucks.
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- Bonzo
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Mr. Vagrant,
One of the most deliberate laws enacted to lay to waste the California business man and economy, was signed into law by our departing total piece of shit ex-governor gray davis. The nutless wonder without a dick passed a law in which an employee can now sue his employer for safety violations at the work place, without being injured on the job. The employee is entitled to 25% of the fine. Every ambulance chasing attorney will be lining up at the litigation trough for this one. There is no possible way for any employer to be in full compliance with the OSHA rules. Never. So, Come on out to what was once the worlds 5th leading economy, grab a lawyer and get rich. That is, if there's anyone left with a business.
Best Regard's,
Bonz
One of the most deliberate laws enacted to lay to waste the California business man and economy, was signed into law by our departing total piece of shit ex-governor gray davis. The nutless wonder without a dick passed a law in which an employee can now sue his employer for safety violations at the work place, without being injured on the job. The employee is entitled to 25% of the fine. Every ambulance chasing attorney will be lining up at the litigation trough for this one. There is no possible way for any employer to be in full compliance with the OSHA rules. Never. So, Come on out to what was once the worlds 5th leading economy, grab a lawyer and get rich. That is, if there's anyone left with a business.
Best Regard's,
Bonz
"A little rebellion now & then is a good thing"
Thomas Jefferson
Bonz,
Great point!! What strikes me as absurd is that those in the position to enact (civil) laws typically do not have real world experience in the area where they have authority. Is it any wonder that we end up with some idiotic laws? The problem is particularly bad in Fornicalia and certain other places where those advising lawmakers have a particular political agenda that is contrary to reality. Vagrant, how am I doing?
Wendigo,
You wrote "the work seen sucks" It is apparent that you were not an English major No malice intended!! At least you have a job (I don't)
Jim
Great point!! What strikes me as absurd is that those in the position to enact (civil) laws typically do not have real world experience in the area where they have authority. Is it any wonder that we end up with some idiotic laws? The problem is particularly bad in Fornicalia and certain other places where those advising lawmakers have a particular political agenda that is contrary to reality. Vagrant, how am I doing?
Wendigo,
You wrote "the work seen sucks" It is apparent that you were not an English major No malice intended!! At least you have a job (I don't)
Jim
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Customer service is a fairly thankless job. 75,000 calls a month...no one calls us when they're happy. On the positive side, I'm surrounded by geeks and can usually acquire any software I need for free. Not to mention that there are a number of fans of switchblades, blowguns and high powered weapons working for me! One lady, very matronely, respectable lady with a SWEET auto in her purse! A present from her daddy who is a knife dealer for...damn, I forgot, but will find out cuz I'm angling for some discounts! hehe