Hear Ye- Hear Ye-

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:28 pm

Greetings, All-

My first official act as 'Moderator' herein is to institue a method by which Mr. Vagrant may rightly profiteer from his sharing of his vast wealth of knowledge. From now on, there will be a slight fee required for use of vowels within each posted inquiry. AS administrator of fee collecting, of course, a minor majority of fundage collected will have to go towards a new Wally wooden eye, and 11" Kriss swing guard.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:42 pm

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Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:52 pm

Greetings, Mr. Vagrant-

Pssst... Your not on the 'Charge the Suckers' list. You may vowel away to yer heart's content, and 'Y' is a freebie.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

sammy da blade · Post by **sammy da blade** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:05 pm

fck tht sht wlly! wr t chp fr tht sht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:10 pm

Hope no Hawaiians [or Finns] are trying to read some of these.

sammy da blade · Post by **sammy da blade** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:17 pm

i hope the CIA or FBI or Homeland Security aren't reading these! oops i used vowels, oh shit. i guess i owe Wally a nickel.

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:22 pm

sammy da blade wrote:i hope the CIA or FBI or Homeland Security aren't reading these! oops i used vowels, oh shit. i guess i owe Wally a nickel.

If they post they owe money!!!!!

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:02 pm

Wlly, go fck yrslf 'll nvr py sht!

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:05 pm

Vagrant wrote:
sammy da blade wrote:i hope the CIA or FBI or Homeland Security aren't reading these! oops i used vowels, oh shit. i guess i owe Wally a nickel.
If they post they owe money!!!!!

what about the atf? they get off free?

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 5:51 am

what about the atf? they get off free?
No need to let them on at all. [That's what mods are for].
Try not to use vulgarity on the forum [at@] save that for a p.m.

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 8:21 am

Dear Wally "Wheel of Fortune" J. Corpse,

I'd like to buy a vowel. How much for an "e"?

sammy da blade · Post by **sammy da blade** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 4:04 pm

ATF aren't concerned with knives! a friend of mine has a small gun shop, he told me they don't even ask him about the auto's he has in the display case!

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 6:04 pm

sammy da blade wrote:ATF aren't concerned with knives! a friend of mine has a small gun shop, he told me they don't even ask him about the auto's he has in the display case!

They seem to be concerned with the "ballistic knives". (an atf agent could see a legally owned mac-10 on the table, but if theres a ballistic knife there he has to take it).

Besides, this forum is about guns too.

sammy da blade · Post by **sammy da blade** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 6:28 pm

i don't know j-man, i just know what my friend told me. aren't those ballistic knives outlawed?

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:00 am

Sammy,

Just about everything has been outlawed! Vagrant and Claudester made me a criminal when they sent me blowguns.

They are forbidden weapons in marxist California.