knife pilot

John Brown · Post by **John Brown** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:08 pm

OK Jerry - I'm just getting over a chest cold and you just put me through a coughing fit that just about killed me - bloodshot watery eyes clutching my chest. I can see the headlines now, "Father of Five Dies on Christmas Eve From Humorous Comment". My widow would have you ass in court for sure - HUMOROUS HOMICIDE. Please be more careful with your witty comments! I'm glad I can laugh about it - if they ever show up it will be the same feeling as finding a $350 dollar bill in the pocket of an old jacket. Merry Christmas! JB

collectall · Post by **collectall** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:30 pm

i didnt know they made 350$ bills anymore..
LOL

John Brown · Post by **John Brown** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:40 pm

collectall:

I said an "old" jacket!

JB

j.a.c. · Post by **j.a.c.** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:47 pm

I jones waiting a week for a knife.

Even though he's a good guy and his prices were great , I couldn't justify
the long waiting period.
That's just me , but I'd rather pay a little more and be 99.9% sure of arrival.

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:14 pm

Mr. John Brown,

I would plead insanity and throw myself onna mercy of the court! No judge or jury inna world would ever convict me!

Mr. collectall,

They don't make $350 buck dollar bills anymore. The Bureau of Engraving and Printing cranked out the last ones in 1913. They are 'collector items'... I just happen to have a couple of crisp, uncirculated $350 buck dollar bills that I would reluctantly be willing to part with. These are genuine legal tender currency bills, issued by the U.S. Treasury Department, even if they do appear to be cheap, phony Xerox copies... Please to send me twice $100 buck dollar bills (any condition) and I will get them to you before Christmas - Guaranteed, or my money backness!

John Brown · Post by **John Brown** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:19 pm

If purchases from Knife Pilot had arrived in 2-3 weeks (easily possible) that auction site would have been hugely successful. He never understood that - why piss people off by making them wait so long? If I had received my orders in 2-3 weeks, I would have bought tons of knives there - even at somewhat higher prices once I had confidence I wouldn't be in for a hassel. The only guys who stuck it out were a combination of bargain hunters and gamblers (myself included). Would you rather get a fair deal and pay $100 or get a great deal at $50 and run the high risk of waiting 4-5 months or longer - or NEVER? JB

John Brown · Post by **John Brown** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:30 pm

Jerr:

I forgot you are certifiable! As far as your deal with collectall - lets see if he really does collect all. Good luck to both of you!

JB

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:52 pm

I had two $18 bills but I traded them for three-sixes and two-nines

collectall · Post by **collectall** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:56 am

i do collectall, b-leave it..

but ill pass on the bills that jerr made in his basement,,

John Brown · Post by **John Brown** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:09 pm

STILL NOTHING! I remember way back on 8/19 when I won the first of the six I’m still owed when I wondered if this was too good to be true. I guess I’ll send him another e-mail. Anybody else still waiting? JB

Markco the Mad otter · Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:37 pm

Just nuke 'em

John Brown · Post by **John Brown** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:04 pm

Has finally came through. All six arrived between yesterday and today. All are nice too. I'm relieved to be able to stop worrying about getting them. The best, JB

jarvis · Post by **jarvis** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:41 pm

Glad you finally got 'em, JB.

Markco the Mad otter · Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:44 pm

Glade to hear that they finally came!!!

j.a.c. · Post by **j.a.c.** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:48 pm

glad you got em.
Couple more weeks and they would have been considered vintage.