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- the spotlight kid
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- the spotlight kid
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Spotlight and Teddy,
Even when the busty barmaid is not present I love the little pubs. The people are so nice and I always enjoy myself. Somehow, and I have no idea how they know that I'm not local when I begin to speak with them. Inevitably, we discuss each others hometowns, families, homes, cars etc etc. Time for another pint, then another, then another....
Can't wait to go back.
Jim
Even when the busty barmaid is not present I love the little pubs. The people are so nice and I always enjoy myself. Somehow, and I have no idea how they know that I'm not local when I begin to speak with them. Inevitably, we discuss each others hometowns, families, homes, cars etc etc. Time for another pint, then another, then another....
Can't wait to go back.
Jim
- Teddy
- Britannicus Geriatricus
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Mr. Vagrant,Vagrant wrote:Busty barmaids sounds far more interesting than the age thing.
Never has a truer word been spoken. And the most important element in the quintessential Olde English pub, is a busty barmaid (or in the case of Mr. SK's local pub...THREE! ).... if it also sells good beer and freshly made food it's success is assured.
Mr. Jim,
Glad you like our pubs...sadly they are getting gradually rarer.
Best wishes
Teddy
- the spotlight kid
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- Wally J. Corpse
- Level Zero: True Jerk
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Greetings, Mr. Teddy-
Alas, I was summarily ditched by Bonzoid. After my daring escape, I waited patiently for him at the bus stop across from the dumpster behind K-Mart. Perhaps he din't rcognize me in my disguise. I was wearing my handmade toilet papier mache mask, of a dopey lookin' yaller fish head, complete with big orange ears and a green point on top o' the narrow cranial space. I think he may have been the one who sped on by that knocked me over with a can of MB.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
Alas, I was summarily ditched by Bonzoid. After my daring escape, I waited patiently for him at the bus stop across from the dumpster behind K-Mart. Perhaps he din't rcognize me in my disguise. I was wearing my handmade toilet papier mache mask, of a dopey lookin' yaller fish head, complete with big orange ears and a green point on top o' the narrow cranial space. I think he may have been the one who sped on by that knocked me over with a can of MB.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
That and a good game of Skittles.
Teddy wrote:Mr. Vagrant,Vagrant wrote:Busty barmaids sounds far more interesting than the age thing.
And the most important element in the quintessential Olde English pub, is a busty barmaid (or in the case of Mr. SK's local pub...THREE! )..
Mr. Jim,
Glad you like our pubs...sadly they are getting gradually rarer.
Best wishes
Teddy
-Gort
- Teddy
- Britannicus Geriatricus
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Mr. Wally,Bonzo wrote: Mr. Teddy,
Wally sounded fine when I talked with him last night on the electric telephone, but he said he just received his enema and state mandated LSD. He might have been slightly despondent when I told him I was heading out of town today for my trip to Eugene.
I trust that you are now fully recovered from your little "trip" and the bad dream about the horrible fish head and ballistic can of MB is fading into distant memory. Perhaps the next time Mr. Bonzo visits you he should suggest to the staff that they reduce the dose a little, or at the very least deny you access to a PC whilst you are "under the influence" so to speak.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery
Teddy
ps. Mr. Gort, our little village pubs rarely have room for a skittle alley.
- The Falcon
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- Teddy
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Mr. Falcon,
Speaking as a connoisseur on the subject of "busty barmaids" it has to be said I am somewhat of a "purist" .....as I understand it, the Stateside "hooter" is more likely than not to be synthetic whilst the ones seen in the archetypical "olde English pub" are more likely to be natural.
Best wishes
Teddy
Speaking as a connoisseur on the subject of "busty barmaids" it has to be said I am somewhat of a "purist" .....as I understand it, the Stateside "hooter" is more likely than not to be synthetic whilst the ones seen in the archetypical "olde English pub" are more likely to be natural.
Best wishes
Teddy
- The Falcon
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