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by slappy / psychoticsumo
Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:32 am
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: Six forum knives still available
Replies: 10
Views: 4696

im broke and live in illinois :(
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 2 old ladies
Replies: 6
Views: 2006

2 old ladies

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don'...
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: funny video
Replies: 6
Views: 1892

funny video

by slappy / psychoticsumo
Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: SAFE WAY TO AMPUTATE YOUR FINGERS?
Replies: 0
Views: 907

SAFE WAY TO AMPUTATE YOUR FINGERS?

HEY FOLKS I FOUND THIS IN MY OLD FILES

SOME OF YOU OLD FOLKS ROUND HERE MAY REMEMBER PLAYING THIS ON HERE LIKE 2 YRS AGO SO HERE IT IS ONCE AGAIN...............


5 FINGER FILLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.gamespyarcade.com/software/w ... _index.htm
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: virus warning
Replies: 4
Views: 1463

virus warning

Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec or McAfee have solutions as yet!!! The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Har...
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:22 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: female collectors
Replies: 60
Views: 19133

but it's ok for them to have "shoes"


shit a stilletto pump can put an eye out so that deems them dangerous lol
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:51 pm
Forum: Blade pictures
Topic: What do you think?
Replies: 15
Views: 5508

wow the lil back bolster really makes a difference, so much better looking like it stands out more.. i like it alot
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:14 pm
Forum: Switchblade knives
Topic: About time to say Hey!
Replies: 20
Views: 6224

we're not snobs we're just slobs :wink:
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: legless parrot
Replies: 7
Views: 2288

legless parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood an...
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:05 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: good tips
Replies: 0
Views: 773

good tips

(: These are the "greatest" tips, you'll be pleasantly surprised! *Budweiser Beer will condition your hair. *Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish. *Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 min. *Mayonnaise will KILL LICE. It will also condition your hair in the process. *Elmer's Glue -- pai...
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:26 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: a guitar related question
Replies: 10
Views: 3492

by slappy / psychoticsumo
Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: good one
Replies: 4
Views: 1492

good one

Polish Eye Exam!

A man from Poland goes to the optometrist who shows him a card with the letters

“C Z W X N Q S T A C Z.”

"Can you read this?" the optometrist asks.

"Read it?" He replies, "I know the guy!"
by slappy / psychoticsumo
Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:34 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Let's hear some of you guitar pickers out there...
Replies: 9
Views: 2419

"l bet the Les Paul set you back a buck or 2. On Sept. 5th, I'll be hooking up with Mr. Corpse to see a few bands." ACTUALLY THERE WAS A FUCK UP AT THE PLACE I GOT IT FROM AND THEY SENT ME THE WRONG GUITAR I PAYED $599.00 FOR LESPAUL STUDIO ANDTHEY SENT THE CLASSIC FLAMETOP... SHIT I DIDNT SAY ANYTH...